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Dying As You Purr

@jomtones-bussy

inhaling lil Debbie snack cakes and slam dunking my dick in your ex-wife's bunghole. real shit. follow @bodrewritten

About Me!

What IS this guy? 🫡🏼

  • Perisex Transgender man, drag queen. Probably genderfluid but labels are finicky. I'm whatever you want babygrill 😻
  • Mexican/Korean punk fuck πŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡°πŸ‡·πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
  • I have Orthostatic Hypotension and unidentified joint issues. The doc thinks it's EDS but right now it's indeterminate.
  • Probably autistic, ABSOLUTELY ADHD. That stands for All Da Hoes Desire and brotha? I'm diagnosed.
  • Scout TF2 in real life. Not click bait, (gone freakyyy πŸ‘€πŸ‘€)
  • I am the woke agenda. I am a cringe cuntwagon. Know what else I am? Your new stepdad bitch!!! Hope you want a lil brother!!!

I believe wholeheartedly that if you're some sort of tough guy you really need to get into namby pamby stuff to at least a midlevel understanding and if you're some namby pamby softie you need to get into toughguy stuff as well. It's can't be ironic or subversive either. No edgy hello kitty or only engaging with art about Spartan warriors.

If you wear corduroy overalls and listen to Phoebe Bridgers you need to watch through at least seven John Woo films and get really into The Predator and if you're into MMA or read a lot about the Navy SEALs you need to be monday night quarterbacking local performances of The Nutcracker and getting really into oscar nominated short films from Iranian directors exploring family and identity.

as a writer & artist who uses fanfics about cartoons for children to explore themes like the extreme limits of love & how one finds self-worth & the lingering scars of trauma:

I cannot more highly recommend headshotting someone's skull so hard their whole body explodes in Borderlands 2 or getting really really into Monster Jam.

if you had a unicorn phase you should take jiu jitsu

𝔄𝔫𝔑 β„‘ 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔒𝔡𝔒𝔠𝔲𝔱𝔒 π”€π”―π”’π”žπ”± π”³π”’π”«π”€π”’π”žπ”«π” π”’ 𝔲𝔭𝔬𝔫 𝔱π”₯𝔒π”ͺ 𝔴𝔦𝔱π”₯ 𝔣𝔲𝔯𝔦𝔬𝔲𝔰 π”―π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”¨π”’π”°; π”žπ”«π”‘ 𝔱π”₯𝔒𝔢 𝔰π”₯π”žπ”©π”© 𝔨𝔫𝔬𝔴 𝔱π”₯π”žπ”± β„‘ π”žπ”ͺ 𝔱π”₯𝔒 𝔏𝔬𝔯𝔑, 𝔴π”₯𝔒𝔫 β„‘ 𝔰π”₯π”žπ”©π”© π”©π”žπ”Ά π”ͺ𝔢 π”³π”’π”«π”€π”’π”žπ”«π” π”’ 𝔲𝔭𝔬𝔫 𝔱π”₯𝔒π”ͺ. - π”ˆπ”·π”’π”¨π”¦π”’π”© 25:17

I think the most romantic story I've ever read was a fanfiction where Jesse and Marie get married. Unironically the most heartfelt depiction of a relationship blossoming despite baggage from both parties and I DO BELIEVE IT WAS BETTER THAN ANY NOVEL EVER WRITTEN. Anyways it's my BillyMitchell on AO3 and it's a series of fanfics called "a soft epilogue"

How 2 soshilly transishun 4 FTM guys

So it turns out you've been a dude this whole time. But you can't be a dude forever, sometime you'll have to become a MAN. Don't worry big dawg, I'll show you how.

  1. Five sets of shitty 80s horror b-movies every day. They all have to have body horror and/or boobs.
  2. Say the phrase "I'm gonna go take a shit" to remind folks that you're not a chick, cuz everyone knows chicks don't poop.
  3. Establish a homoerotic life-long friendship with another man
  4. Reduce your IQ by 50% and go fuck off in the forest. Get stuck in a tree. Adamantly deny that you're stuck.
  5. It. Is. Airborne. (It's in the air)
  6. Become an uncle.
  7. Aquire a circular saw. Doesn't matter how
  8. Bring it arooouunnndd tooown
  9. Be funnier than anyone around you.
  10. Your stomach is now a bottomless pit that cannot be satiated, but it's your duty as a man to sway to its every whim. If you ate 6 big macs and now you want pozole go fucking do it.
  11. Chase the ice cream truck on all fours. Let the neighborhood know you don't play about rocket pops.
  12. This one will hurt people around you but it's crucial. Learn some king of the hill impressions. The people you lose weren't real ones anyways

Yo genuine question: was uncle dave from postal implied to be a pedo or am I tripping???

Cuz he's based of off David koresh (cult leader from the Waco siege) and koresh had a LOT of allegations of sexually abusing children. He's also affiliated with mayor chomo, the name "chomo" being prison slang for "child molester"

Also just looking creepy in general. I've been molested a time or two and he definitely fits the bill

Really fucked up but I wouldn't put it past the devs tbh

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I don't think so. Rws has a lot of problematic shit in their games, but the don't fuck around with child/kid stuff. Yeah, it could be mis-implied, but i honestly dont think rws would consider doing that.

(And also because of movie! Dave, which acts nothing like a pedo. But it isn't canonical to p2 or any of the games.)

Now that I think about it they really didn't fw harming kids in any games, that's the Vince-Desi-do-not-cross line. Makes sense lol thank god

Yo genuine question: was uncle dave from postal implied to be a pedo or am I tripping???

Cuz he's based of off David koresh (cult leader from the Waco siege) and koresh had a LOT of allegations of sexually abusing children. He's also affiliated with mayor chomo, the name "chomo" being prison slang for "child molester"

Also just looking creepy in general. I've been molested a time or two and he definitely fits the bill

Really fucked up but I wouldn't put it past the devs tbh

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