Jason: You need a hobby.
Nico: I have a hobby!
Jason: Hitting Leo isn't a hobby.
Nie Huaisang: Hey, Wei Ying, how are you doing?
Wei Ying: I have hit my head three times, I’ve lost my favourite shirt and forgot my bag at school.
Nie Huaisang: Oh, ok! That’s pretty good!
Wei Ying: Yup!
Nie Huaisang: I lost my phone and my cat died.
Wei Ying: Hey, not bad compared to last week.
Nie Huaisang: I know right!
Lan Zhan: Are they okay?
Lan Xichen: I don’t think they are.
Will: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?
Nico: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?
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Ollie: *Walks into Charles' drivers room with his hands behind his back*
Ollie: Charles, I want to congratulate you, you're now a grandfather
Charles, seconds away from a heart attack: W-what?
Ollie: *Reveals the hamster he was holding behind his back* Meet Ferdinand
Charles, slumping in his chair: Next time, please lead with that, I'm begging you
#would lewis be ollies new Stepdad?#or uncle?#Charles is the parent#oscar and Arthur the brothers#maybe Max the second parent#but you could also argue that Carlos could be a parent because of Ferrari#complicated family dynamics#ollie bearman#charles leclerc#f1#formula 1#incorrect quotes#incorrect f1 quotes
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dealing with the worst case scenario
- your condom breaks
- you feel a lump on your breast
- your friends are ignoring you
- you’re stranded on an island
- you got rejected by a crush
- you get into a car accident
- you got stung by a bee/wasp
- you got fired from your job
- you’re in an earthquake
- your tattoo gets infected
- your house is on fire
- you’re lost in the woods
- you get arrested abroad
- you get robbed
- your partner cheated on you
- you’re on a ship that’s sinking
- you fall into ice
- you’re stuck in an elevator
- you hit a deer with your car
- you have food poisoning
- your pet passed away
- you fall off of a horse
- you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
- you have toxic shock syndrome
- your house has a gas leak
I feel like this could be useful in my future
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