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in wonderland

@jubshead / jubshead.tumblr.com

19 • she/her
a lot of NSFW
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Kathryn throwing a wing and shouting "That was for Lupone!" just confirms that she saw Aubrey tell Patti, "That's not what you said last night" about the spitting and gurgling thing and I really wish I could have seen Kathryn's reaction to that 🤣

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Lilia living with Agathario Rio *watching Lilia pour Coca-Cola down the sink* what are you doing? Lilia: I’m using this to dissolve whatever gunk is clogging the drain Agatha: cool, do you think it will dissolve the screwdriver that’s down there? Lilia: the fucking what?
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I've got life, I’ve got lots. (l. calderu x a. amberg)

Summary: Avis sighed. “If the music is not good, I’m going to fire someone on principle.” She had just taken her first sip when it happened. A voice. Not just a voice— a sonic espresso, poured hot and slow, like honey and velvet. It floated through the chatter like a swan dive into an old phonograph. Every molecule of air turned to molasses.
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what if Lilia and Avis had met during the 60s when Lilia was still a jazz singer? and what if they hit it off?
Author’s note:  for months now i’ve been obsessed with the idea of lilia being a jazz singer a few years back, so i decided to to something about it. this fic came to me after joint with friends about wanting to be lilia’s and avis’s rotisserie chicken (implying on being impaled front and back) and wanting to write with more expression as if to feel less like a life-less corpse. I want to thank all the gorgeous ppl who read through this for me and told em I'm funny, y'all are my favorite ever, thank you for boosting my ego. especial thanks my dearest @jusbhead, there's a little cozy room in my heart with your name on it, the walls are wine red, dw. title is from “ain’t got no - i got life” by the queen nina simone, please consider listening to it while reading!

It was 1960-something, a Wednesday or a Saturday, who could tell, Hollywood always dressed as if it is ready for both church and sin. And sitting at the bar as if she owned it (which, legally, she didn’t, but metaphorically? Please), was Avis Amberg, widow, mogul, high-heel clicker, and queen of passive-aggressively coordinated lipstick.

Avis was nursing a martini like it owed her money.

The bar was called Le Petit Oiseau, an absurdly exclusive jazz joint tucked between a shuttered millinery and a psychic who only read fortunes through the patterns of cigarette smoke., The place was dimly lit, velvety, and smelled faintly of gin, ambition, and Chanel No. 5. It was Ellen’s idea, of course. Ellen with her too-wide eyes and far too much enthusiasm for anyone past thirty.

“Oh Avis, it’s divine, I swear,” Ellen gushed, grabbing Dick’s sleeve. Dick, who hadn’t quite figured out how to use a pocket square without looking like a crumpled bed sheet, just nodded enthusiastically like a wind-up puppy.

Avis sighed. “If the music is not good, I’m going to fire someone on principle.”

She had just taken her first sip when it happened.

A voice. Not just a voice— a sonic espresso, poured hot and slow, like honey and velvet. It floated through the chatter like a swan dive into an old phonograph. Every molecule of air turned to molasses.

“Is that… C’est si bon?” Ellen whispered, eyes wide.

“No,” Avis breathed, “That’s sorcery.”

She turned—slowly, because drama, and also because she was fifty-two and her neck hurt in the mornings—and saw her.

At the edge of the small, circular stage stood a woman who could only be described as a misplaced goddess or a cursed antique shop owner with a penchant for glamor.

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Alice: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle. Agatha, with Lilia and Rio behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?! Alice: Yes…three. Rio: Oh, my God— What the fuck!? Alice: Wha- Agatha: Teen FUCKING FELL OFF!
Anonymous asked:

Yeah retail is so tiring dealing with people I definitely need to start doing things I enjoy in my spare time

Extracurricular hell yeah anything interesting 👀👀

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I personally like to do a free day, mine is Sunday and I just do like a little spa thing and write/read fanfic or watch a new series, something to relax after a tiring week and to gather strength for the upcoming one

YESSS I started doing a bunch of stuff this year that I’ve been putting it off forever, like singing and dancing classes, theatre and pilates

How about you, love?

Anonymous asked:

I have cried too many times to your angst luv

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I’m planning a fic that will be soul crushing if I manage to make the idea justice

(and it’s multi chapter yayy)

Anonymous asked:

waitress doesn’t seem super your vibe but I totally recommended!!!! I love love love it. Others are Rent and Six and Come From Away

OHMIGOD AND HADESTOWN OMM

ugh pet names kill meeeee rnnnn

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Ohhh I’ve listen to Waitress!! There’s a song that I like from it: “Never getting read of me”. I’ll listen to the other ones

I’ve heard a few from Six and I like them!! The other two I haven’t so I’ll be sure to check them out

YAYYY thank you for the recommendations

I know, my love! That’s why I love using them with you

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