when the fam goes out for mcdonald’s (pls get the reference)

happier times my ass I want to throw an open flame burner his way and see him burn to death while toasting marshmallows over his flaming corpse

Much better

"How tall is Patti LuPone?"

me:

three apples tall queen

she’s insane for this

oh she’s sick and she knows what she’s doing

Patti Lupone Iceberg Update #1

Hey! I've started to map out the iceberg with the help of @luvpone thank you <3 I wittled it down to 4 sections with atleast 4 items, let me know your thoughts and if you think they should be rearranged or of there's anything else I should include.

1. Common Knowledge

Played Lilia Calderu in AAA

Voiced Yellow Diamond in Steven Universe

"Bc I hate the motherfucker how's that?"

"Who do you think you are?"

2. Sightly Niche

Sunset and the ALW memorial pool

Dislike of Madonna "movie killer"

Snatched an audience member's phone during a show

3. Unknown unless a fan

Married on stage

Relation to Adelina Patti

Book title competition and her calling it 'patti lupone the memoir'

Finding out years later that the 'who do you think you are?' moment was actually the hired photographer

4. Obsure af

Eva Peron ghost

The chickens

The laundrette soap opera

The origin of LuPone instead of Lupone.

Let me know your thoughts or suggestions, I'm going to start making it next week hehe xox