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Juice - he/they - ace. howdy. I'm juice and this is my personal blog. Icon by @bennflynt
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dwergas-deactivated20180817

CHECK OUT WHAT I JUST SAW AT THE ZOO.

Yโ€™ALL.ย 

I DONโ€™T EVEN PLAY OVERWATCH BUT I SCREAMED.

Yโ€™all can be screaming every time you see a gorilla

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tripropellant

OK, maybe you havenโ€™t played Overwatch โ€“ he looks just like this guy

So I think one of the zookeepers must have been an Overwatch fanโ€ฆ Awesome

No copypasta has ever ruined my life as comprehensively as Hell Fuck Castle. I write tabletop RPGs, and now every time I read a lore blurb about an ancient ruined kingdom where everything was cool until the last ruler fucked it up, my brain whispers "King Big Sad Guy, who did the Flame Thing".

This one?

Indeed, though that's not the source โ€“ as far as I'm aware, the original author is the owner of a now-defunct Tumblr blog called @animedads, who wrote it way back in 2016. You can find an archived copy of the original post on the Wayback Machine:

(Note that the Reddit copypasta version is missing the "Dubious Grandma" attribution, which for my money is one of the best parts!)

ill always find it amusing when american fiction wants to be moralistic about not killing the bad guy but the author doesnt actually have a more humane way of resolving the conflict so they instead take the infinitely more progressive solution of "indefinite imprisonment"

a lot of times the difference between messy art and clean art or imperfect art and perfect art or bad art and good art is that the former actually gets finished and the latter stays an idea you punish yourself with

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