just-lbf-things

Isn't it well known that LBF dates men? There were those pictures of him at the gay bar in his Instagram tags for ages

My friend knew LBF at UCLA and said he was known within the gay crowd for his huge dick

Boiling a pot of lbf and throwing him against the wall to see if he's done cooking.

imagine dipping lbf in concrete pulling him out and having your personal lbf concrete imprint

LBF invading your dreams and shooting you in the leg

LBF is a target cashier and he keeps making bad jokes about every single item you put on the conveyor belt

catching lbf in a pokeball. you hear him banging his tiny fists on the inside begging to be let out

lbf running into a tunnel but it's actually a black circle painted on a brick wall so he just bounces off with a loud BOING!

Imagine squeezing everything out of him like you're getting the last toothpaste out of the tube and then you use him as a rug in front of your fireplace

lbf gets turned into a vampire but he immediately trips and falls into a beam of sunlight and crumbles into ash

imagine meeting lbf and showing him this blog

Haha that reminds me. My friend works at a sex shop near Silver Lake and said LBF was in with another guy she didn't recognize about a month ago? I've been exploding keeping this in.

Omg I don’t know who to share this with and I thought of just lbf things when my friend told me this but basically my friend has a source that knows the writer’s room and they told me that the typo they made on twitter with their most recent Lbf and Assad bts pictures was on purpose to hint that Luke is coming back for season 3

Imagine biting him biting him biting him biting him

giving him a back massage with a cheese grater

flattening him then folding him like a piece of paper to keep in your wallet like a picture of your deceased wife

putting him in a slap chop <3