The concept of Jason Todd, who makes so many good friends around Crime Alley, so they eventually start asking him to help them out in their small businesses or take their shifts are so funny to me, because imagine the sheer confusion of randomly catching him, standing in the midst of Crime Alley in a stupid bright red-yellow uniform behind the street vendor cart, screaming "Hot dogs! Fresh out of oven!"—

Next week, in the early morning, Bruce pauses before ending his patrol to help some teacher with a line of kindergarten kids to cross the busy road, and it is only when they are in the middle of the street that Bruce realises that the teacher is... his son?!

REVERSE SWAN LAKE AU IDEA.

It was said a young couple unable to have a child, visited a witch.

After payment was given, the witch plucked a robin from its cage and under the moon light it turned into a baby.

The child never new what it once was but the longing to fly never vanished, instead of flying it fell over and over again until it soared.

However, the witch warned the couple that on his twenty fifth birthday he would begin to turn back to what he once was and only reverting back to a human form when the moon was full.

Mary and John Grayson never get to tell Dick the truth as they die way before his twenty fifth birthday.

And as Dick is out patrolling on his birthday, the minute the clock strikes twelve, and as it turns to March twentieth, Dick turns into a robin, well more like reverts back to his true form but he doesn’t know that, and panicky tries to fly all the way back to Gotham to get Bruce to fix whatever this is.

(Also, like the fact he probably had actual blood siblings but you know birds don’t live that long, sooooo-)

Also, not edited might expand more on this AU.

And here’s a TikTok slide I made for it.

Broke: Bruce hits his kids

Woke: Bruce has a rule where if his kids hit him first, they have to spar with him

Bespoke: Bruce always finds a way to turn those “punishment spars” into a full-body pin that turns into a hug and that hug lasts until said batkid stops trembling or yelling and they can talk like normal people again

I love drawing cute scenes.

I know I don’t usually reblog things here but please more people look at this amazing thing.

Jk’s having another tantrum.

Just in case it’s not abundantly clear where I stand- fuck JK Rowling, and ace/aro people, you are so SO valid and loved.

Happy International Asexuality Day!! Shoutout to all of my self-shippers on the asexual spectrum!!! 💜✨

Jon: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it. And I started thinking. Like it was just trying to get food. What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck. How would I feel?

Batsibling!reader: Are you okay…

family(?)

Tim: I just electrocuted myself

Dick: how shocking

Duke: how do you feel currently?

Tim: I feel kinda amped

Cass: watt I can't hear you

Tim: I said it hertz a lot

Damian: are they okay?

Jason: this is normal, they're fine

Damian: but he was jus-

Y/N: he's fine. I'd be more concerned if he wasn't making puns

Damian Al Ghul-Wayne x GN!Reader

Summary: accidentally snapping when someone unknown touches you, you flipped them straight onto their ass only to learn it’s the Batman’s sidekick Robin.

Something clicks in your mind when you feel threatened, it’s like you have an off and on switch for combat mode as you don’t comprehend your own movements. You sometimes just do it, it’s not an order. It’s a will to survive.

It’s always a will to survive when you live in the bad parts of Gotham and work for Batman undercover. Being a minor civilian and helping Robin with his own stuff or even helping solve crimes with Red Robin has its perks. They didn’t even need to train you when they seen how your eyes snapped around. Searching your surroundings like a hawk ready to take on its prey.

You had just came from an after school activity, it’s cold and windy for a night in Gotham as you can hear faint police sounds and just cars speeding pass. You scoff seeing some guys smoke and laugh loudly like cackling hyenas. It was perpetuating. And it make you sick at how they stare at people as well. You kept walking though, not paying any mind until you heard footsteps that didn’t sound like your own. You started to pace up, hearing the Same footsteps fasten as well.

You kept walking fast, hearing the footsteps gain on you as your breath going in rapidly. In. Out. In. Out. You couldn’t feel yourself hear your heart anymore when you felt a gloved hand touch your shoulder.

And that’s when it activated.

Your eyes widen, body moving before your mind can pace itself. You grabbed the hand that dropped onto your shoulder. Twisting its wrist and pulling its arm forward and flipping their entire body weight above you.

A hiss and groan came out of the person’s mouth, you let out a breath of air. Ready to stomp their head before seeing the red and yellow colors. You halted your foot above Robin’s head. “Dude, I could’ve killed you.” You said in a weary tone as your combat mode decease. Helping the short boy up who seemed to scoff.

“I could’ve handled the hit to the head. But good reflexes…” you only rolled your eyes before looking at him with worry. “You sure I didn’t slam you on the ground to hard? I’m pretty sure I don’t know how to handle my own strength…” you said as Robin dust himself off. Looking at you now with a small smug.

“I’m fine. But you, you kick ass, and that’s for sure.”

I don't really ship superbat but i had this really funny thought and have been seeing some really pretty superbat fanart and read one really funny superbat fanfic so here ya go

I just imagine one day Lois catches Bruce flirting with Clark and she gets mad because Clark is hers and Bruce doesn't even defend it for some reason he just keeps flirting idk why but for this silly thought that's what's happening

And it just results in Lois and Bruce fist fighting in a Denny's parking lot and Clark is just standing there confused as to why his wife is fist fighting his best friend and also he's fixated on the fact lois is winning and all of the batkids are watching and all of them bet that Lois would win except maybe like Damian and the bat kids all take bets and stuff and Bruce is just made to eat dirt and Lois is just shouting.

"keep your playboy Brucie Wayne dysfunctional romantic relationship ass paws off my man HE IS MINE he is too nice for you.. I WILL NOT LET YOU BREAK HIS HEART AND HE IS MINE GO FIND YOUR OWN".

And Clark is just standing there like 🧍and he's just thinking would now be a bad time to remind her that I'm the last of my kind it's physically impossible for him to get his own.

The bat kids are eating popcorn while watching and Jason is cheering lois on.

I don't really ship superbat but i had this really funny thought and have been seeing some really pretty superbat fanart and read one really funny superbat fanfic so here ya go

I just imagine one day Lois catches Bruce flirting with Clark and she gets mad because Clark is hers and Bruce doesn't even defend it for some reason he just keeps flirting idk why but for this silly thought that's what's happening

And it just results in Lois and Bruce fist fighting in a Denny's parking lot and Clark is just standing there confused as to why his wife is fist fighting his best friend and also he's fixated on the fact lois is winning and all of the batkids are watching and all of them bet that Lois would win except maybe like Damian and the bat kids all take bets and stuff and Bruce is just made to eat dirt and Lois is just shouting.

"keep your playboy Brucie Wayne dysfunctional romantic relationship ass paws off my man HE IS MINE he is too nice for you.. I WILL NOT LET YOU BREAK HIS HEART AND HE IS MINE GO FIND YOUR OWN".

And Clark is just standing there like 🧍and he's just thinking would now be a bad time to remind her that I'm the last of my kind it's physically impossible for him to get his own.

The bat kids are eating popcorn while watching and Jason is cheering lois on.

I don't really ship superbat but i had this really funny thought and have been seeing some really pretty superbat fanart and read one really funny superbat fanfic so here ya go

I just imagine one day Lois catches Bruce flirting with Clark and she gets mad because Clark is hers and Bruce doesn't even defend it for some reason he just keeps flirting idk why but for this silly thought that's what's happening

And it just results in Lois and Bruce fist fighting in a Denny's parking lot and Clark is just standing there confused as to why his wife is fist fighting his best friend and also he's fixated on the fact lois is winning and all of the batkids are watching and all of them bet that Lois would win except maybe like Damian and the bat kids all take bets and stuff and Bruce is just made to eat dirt and Lois is just shouting.

"keep your playboy Brucie Wayne dysfunctional romantic relationship ass paws off my man HE IS MINE he is too nice for you.. I WILL NOT LET YOU BREAK HIS HEART AND HE IS MINE GO FIND YOUR OWN".

And Clark is just standing there like 🧍and he's just thinking would now be a bad time to remind her that I'm the last of my kind it's physically impossible for him to get his own.

The bat kids are eating popcorn while watching and Jason is cheering lois on.

I don't really ship superbat but i had this really funny thought and have been seeing some really pretty superbat fanart and read one really funny superbat fanfic so here ya go

I just imagine one day Lois catches Bruce flirting with Clark and she gets mad because Clark is hers and Bruce doesn't even defend it for some reason he just keeps flirting idk why but for this silly thought that's what's happening

And it just results in Lois and Bruce fist fighting in a Denny's parking lot and Clark is just standing there confused as to why his wife is fist fighting his best friend and also he's fixated on the fact lois is winning and all of the batkids are watching and all of them bet that Lois would win except maybe like Damian and the bat kids all take bets and stuff and Bruce is just made to eat dirt and Lois is just shouting.

"keep your playboy Brucie Wayne dysfunctional romantic relationship ass paws off my man HE IS MINE he is too nice for you.. I WILL NOT LET YOU BREAK HIS HEART AND HE IS MINE GO FIND YOUR OWN".

And Clark is just standing there like 🧍and he's just thinking would now be a bad time to remind her that I'm the last of my kind it's physically impossible for him to get his own.

The bat kids are eating popcorn while watching and Jason is cheering lois on.

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