Wonder what @captain-eagle-stuff thinks

It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up-

I think I broke him

It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up-

Maybe if I swear….

It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...

FUCKITY FUCKBUCKETS OF FUCKING FUCK

It's a doll y-

*slowly looks at you in a glare*

*lunges at you beating you up*

*dodges*

Calm down

Wonder what @captain-eagle-stuff thinks

It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up-

I think I broke him

It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up-

Maybe if I swear….

It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...

FUCKITY FUCKBUCKETS OF FUCKING FUCK

Wonder what @captain-eagle-stuff thinks

It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up-

I think I broke him

It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up-

Maybe if I swear….

Wonder what @captain-eagle-stuff thinks

It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up...It's a doll you can't beat it up-

I think I broke him

Kurt’s ring and my ring…

@dam-that-river @theincrediblenightcrawlerr @simply-a-professor @mutantontheloose @mynameismagneto @official-buckybarnes @they-call-me-ricochet @clintbarton-thearrowguy @peter-the-spider-guy

Finally, a son in law I actually like

:D

Well, that I find tolerable at least

Okay fuck you >:(

That’s a compliment

Doesn't sound like one.

That I mildly prefer you more to the sentient toaster, the geriatric cyborg and the spider?

what

What?

Sentient toaster? geriatric cyborg? spider?? who??

Sentient toaster = Vision (Wanda)

Geriatric Cyborg = Bucky (Lina)

Spider = Peter (William)

OH

At least you don’t have a nickname

Now I’m kinda glad I don’t have one

That you know of

What? Awww shucks

Don’t listen to the grump, either of you

Erik is a grump confirmed.

Charles stole the last of the coffee! Of course I’m grumpy

If he finished it he’s gotta get more

Rules are rules

No because then he pouts and I end up doing it

Well resist

Have you seen Charles pout?

It’s like a kitten got caught in the rain

Valid so is Kurt’s

Interrupting

Firstly, congratulations Peter and Kurt

Secondly geriatric cyborg?!

Thanks Buck

And lol tbh

Rude

Kurt’s ring and my ring…

@dam-that-river @theincrediblenightcrawlerr @simply-a-professor @mutantontheloose @mynameismagneto @official-buckybarnes @they-call-me-ricochet @clintbarton-thearrowguy @peter-the-spider-guy

Finally, a son in law I actually like

:D

Well, that I find tolerable at least

Okay fuck you >:(

That’s a compliment

Doesn't sound like one.

That I mildly prefer you more to the sentient toaster, the geriatric cyborg and the spider?

what

What?

Sentient toaster? geriatric cyborg? spider?? who??

Sentient toaster = Vision (Wanda)

Geriatric Cyborg = Bucky (Lina)

Spider = Peter (William)

OH

At least you don’t have a nickname

Now I’m kinda glad I don’t have one

That you know of

What? Awww shucks

Don’t listen to the grump, either of you

Erik is a grump confirmed.

Charles stole the last of the coffee! Of course I’m grumpy

If he finished it he’s gotta get more

Rules are rules

No because then he pouts and I end up doing it

Well resist

Have you seen Charles pout?

It’s like a kitten got caught in the rain

Valid so is Kurt’s

Interrupting

Firstly, congratulations Peter and Kurt

Secondly geriatric cyborg?!

EXPLAIN !

@your-fav-russian-assassin @serenastark-official @lenas-baby-sis @under0-0s

@justawhitewolf

CLEMENTINE SENT ME THIS SO EXPLAIN 😭😭💀

I have no idea

I don’t understand this 😭

Wtf is this?

reblog if you are ASEXUAL, support ASEXUAL PEOPLE, or SECRETLY A DRAGON IN HUMAN FORM

I’ve said it once and I’ll keep saying it

ABSOLUTELY NOT ME AND YELENA ARE NOT A THING

One, you’re like old enough to be my great-grandfather. And two, for the last fucking time…

I’M AROMANTIC AND ASEXUAL

*screams into the void*

WE’RE COWORKERS!

Seriously Yelena is aromantic and asexual and y’all better fucking respect that

I’ve said it once and I’ll keep saying it

ABSOLUTELY NOT ME AND YELENA ARE NOT A THING

Me, yesterday:

Marvel, Today:

@americas-favourite-fossil @proud-owner-0f-americas-ass @official-buckybarnes @captain-s-falcon @captain-eagle-stuff

Don't leash my husband

Even if it’s for his own safety?

>:(

Fine you can leash him

@americas-favourite-fossil @proud-owner-0f-americas-ass @official-buckybarnes @captain-s-falcon @captain-eagle-stuff

Don't leash my husband

Even if it’s for his own safety?

“That you’re alive? No. That you exist? Me, Leo, Mama, and Dad, far as I know,” she answers

@stream-fire

“Okay…..will they mind? Like, do you think they’ll be okay?”

Em thinks. “It will be a big thing to realize… but they’ll welcome you with open arms”

“Is Mom a mutant?”

Em nods. “Daughter of Magneto. One of the strongest on record”

Mikey jumps up, carefully handing the bunny back to Em. He digs through his bag, pulling out a binder filled with old photos, news clippings, and even old arrest reports.

He shows Em one of the reports, a teenage Lina is not taking her mugshot seriously, poking her tongue out.

“This is her, isn’t it?”

Em chuckles at the photograph

“It is.. that would’ve been around the time she had you. She had no clue what to do…” she pulls out a photo of Lina and Luna in the garden side by side, Luna sitting in front of her grandmother getting her hair braided while listening to folktales. “That’s her, the older one. The younger one is my daughter, Luna”

“Oh wow.” Mikey pulls another photo out from the binder.

Em recognises her mother and Pyro, but there’s three more teenagers she doesn’t know.

“Is one of them my father?”

Em shakes her head. “None of them… that’s Uncle Pyro,” she points to him in the picture, “and obviously there’s Maman, but I don’t know the others”

Mikey nods.

“The Young Hellfire Club.” He reads off the back of the photo.

“Gambit, Frenzy, Slipstream, Pyro and Magfire.”

“Oh, I know some of them… Magfire is Mama, Gambit is Remy. Pyro is uncle Pyro… and I didn’t recognize him, but…” she points to Slipstream. “That’s your father”

“Oh.” Mikey looks over the photo again intently.

“And that…” she goes through the folder, finding a report on Magneto, “is one of your maternal grandfathers”

He stays silent, carefully tracing over some of Erik’s features, finding small similarities.

“These pictures, you can’t see the colors but… you look… you look like mama”

“Mama…” He whispers without realising.

She hugs him tight, she herself emotional over this

Mikey shifts them so he’s the one holding her, wrapping his arms around her almost protectively.

“Thank you.” He murmurs.

Em still isn’t used to being on the receiving end of affection like this, even after finding a family. But she doesn’t mind this. She has a big brother, the one she’s wondered about.

“Leo… he thinks about you,” she whispers. “He and mom talked about you, the day we found out. He asked if she thinks you’d have been friends, if she thought his big brother would have liked him”

“I’m sure I will.” He muses quietly to himself.

“A little brother…two of them.”

She smiles gently. “How about… how about I take you home? Even if it isn’t tonight, eventually. You can meet us all”

“Yes… Leo’s quiet. His head is too loud, he deals with a lot he won’t talk about often. He’s a telepath and osteokinetic — he can control bone. Wyatt… he’s the opposite. Also a mutant and part super soldier, full of energy, bouncing off the walls, sweetest kid you’ll ever meet”

“They sound wonderful.”

“Do you want to wait? Or go now?”

“I wouldn’t want to pressure them.”

“Mama and papa are the only ones home — Novie is with her boss, Charlie and Wyatt are visiting with Auntie Peggy and Leo is out til three hours from now”

“Alright…I think I can do this.”

She hugs him a little tighter. “Come on. Let’s get you home”

“Home.” He muses.

As they drive out of the city, Em tells him stories. Fills him in on their family, about their mother. A

As he listens, a whirl of emotions settles into the pit of his stomach.

He watches silently out the window, just listening to Em, his sister, talk.

When they arrive home, it’s beautiful. She lets him take it in, waiting by the porch as she goes into find her mother, holding the bunny

“Mama? I have two gifts for you”

Mikey starts trying to smooth his hair, hastily tucking his shirt in and trying to rub out scuffs on his boots.

Dammit, he should’ve said he wanted to go back to his apartment and change.

A moment later Em leads Lina out by the hand, letting Lina hold the plushie.

And she looks exactly like he does, as Em smiles softly. “Mama, meet Mikey… you’d know him as Jace,” she says firmly. “Big brother, meet our mama”

Lina covers her mouth with her hand, welling up.

They both stand in shock for a moment, and then they’re flinging themselves at each other, clinging tightly.

“Mały króliczku, mój mały króliczku.” Lina sobs, stroking Mikey’s hair.

Em watches, tearing up at the sight as her father comes to watch with her.

“She’s calling you little bunny,” she tells Mikey softly. “It’s her name for you. She calls all her children after animals, it’s how she shows love”

Mikey sniffles, burying his face in Lina’s shoulder.

“Momma.”

Em wants to give space, but in the end she’s only human as she hugs her mama and brother, crying as she translates every Polish phrase of love Lina rattles off

Lina strokes her hair.

“Thank you Lis.” She kisses Em’s forehead.

“None of this was me, Mama,” she answers simply. “I just gave him a lift”

Mikey curls in close to Lina, he feels warm, and fuzzy, like he’s small.

He clings to her, one hand snaking out to hold onto Em.

Em hugs him tight, helping them both get into the house. Onto the sofa, where she sits nearby

Mikey fiddles with the scrap of blanket still tied around his mother’s wrist.

“Momma.” He says again, like he’s trying out the word, and he smiles.

“I have so many questions Momma.”

She listens softly, silently begging her Father to come and sit with her, waving him into the room. This is a lot, for her. She needs help too and she doesn’t know how to ask, feels selfish too

Bucky comes in, he’s holding a tray with a plate of cookies and glasses of lemonade.

He sits next to Em, opening his arms for her.

She settles in against him, cuddling close as they watch Lina and Mikey talk and cry. It’s a lot for everyone.

Em just watches in silence, happy and loving but a little grief and jealousy tindging. But that’s overwhelmed mostly, and she’s just happy to get to witness it, to bring her brother home

Bucky senses something’s off under the surface. He kisses her forehead.

“I’m proud of you.” He whispers.