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homers bird

look at it again

if you can believe it it is time again to look at homers bird

say good morning to homers bird

something has burned away in the darkness while no one was watching. -1 something

can i get your enthusiastic consent to succumb to the power of my amulet

YES! PLEASE! I would love to!

the safeword is the 12 sacred intonations of power known only to the ancient dream druids

Bingle bongle bingle bangle yippididoo yippideeda ping pong lipy tabee too taaa

how did you know

String identified: ca gt tatc ct t cc t t at ! A! t! t a t ac tat t t act a g g g ag a g g ta t taaa

Closest match: Watersipora subatra genome assembly, chromosome: 6 Common name: Red Ripple Bryozoan

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having a job and knowing how to drive on tumblr is like being a knight who has to live with the serfs

What if you have the job, the car AND own a home of some kind

king locked in a castle staffed entirely by jesters

6 year old asked me why i dont like mr beast and i didnt have an answer that a small child could understand so i said he tried to eat a homeless person a long time ago

Spreading misinformation to children because you don't believe they're mature enough to understand a topic is actually not a good thing. At all.

^Me at age 10 when my parents told me Santa wasn't real

viktor arcane has to be one of the characters ever.

he's gay. he's terminally ill. he's suicidal. he's from league of legends. he's in a toxic relationship with an orb. he also might be the orb(???). he bullshitted his way into the academy by pretending he went there. he rizzed up a guy so he wouldn't kill himself. he then tried to impress said guy by breaking into his boss's lab. then when he got caught he tried to play it off by saying he thought this big intimidating door was his bedroom door and he was just trying to sneak a guy in there. he nearly died because hetero sex was happening like a mile away. kinda. he took illegal drugs. he's also the apprentice of the guy who's making the illegal drugs and never mentions it. he's inspired off of the tale of frankenstein's monster. he got shot by a missle and fucking died. when he came back to life he immediately broke up his messy gay situationship and became jesus fucking christ.

truly one of the characters of all time

He accidentally started a cult and decided he liked it. He went on a psychic journey into a werewolf. He turned into an egg.

yo mama so strong she won tournamint of power

homer si.pson

homer simpson was yellow and bald and worked at the power plant with his boss

A lot of people are also sleeping on the fact he likes donuts or beer

this is so true when you think abt it. thanks

bart is his rude son and marge is his wife. he also has two daughters named lisa and maggie, who is a baby. they live in a house together in a city called springfield.

i think you are making shit up.