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you could say that yeah

Some Party - Gator Days

LOOK AT YOUR CHILD - Gator Days

that was everything I was hoping it would be. marvelous

I love this because you know exactly where it's going and you're not disappointed

I was so looking forward for the Jupiter gravity and it didn't disappoint and THEN THE SUN GRAVITY MADE ME HOLLER

i think you could reach escape velocity on pluto by just jumping really hard

Addams Family Values 1993, dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

We CANNOT have snudity (snake nudity) on this webbed site

Gotta respect their snivacy (snake privacy)

I am actually so serious I think it really messes with a childs creativity and joy to tell them to never make a mary sue OC. Like that unbridaled form of joy where you make a self insert OC who super cool and everyone loves them and they have every superpower in the world SHOULD be something a kid makes, it nourishes their ability to create things for fun and not be stifled by "oh but what if my character is too overpowered and cringey...". whatever

You know what?

I'm gonna add to this.

It stifles adult's creativity too.

Don't put restrictions on people's creativity.

That Mary-Sue OC you made as a child? That's a template for a well rounded character. Develop that shit. Flesh them out. Make them even better. Figure out what superpowers they really need and what ones are just extra. Let the character grow with you.

But you won't have that template to work off of if you were told not to make it.

Also, let people have power fantasies. Let that bullied isolated kid have an OC who's super powerful and surrounded by friends.

Let people tell stories, for fuck's sake.

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

dying at this sequence from @pinkydragon01 :

wollte gerade nach diesen baumwollstoffen googlen die man gut fürs sticken nutzen kann

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ah ja… da war ja was

If you ever feel bad about your mistakes remember that my sales district manager at Barnes & Noble once sent back an entire shipment of manga because he thought they were accidentally printed backwards

i can't have beef with the power of friendship trope because if someone wanted to hang out with me i'd probably reconsider my stance on turning the city into the 10th circle of hell

besides i can always just redirect my dark urges towards being violently protective of my new friends. there's no rule that says you can't do that.

please god stop talking about diets and weight loss in front of kids. especially if those kids are girls. and especially if you’re someone those kids look up to. but really just stop talking about about diets and weight loss when children are in earshot at all. I promise you you’re doing far more harm than good.

This includes being disparaging about your own body in front of them! They will think 'x person thinks this is bad, I shouldn't be like this either then, cuz its bad'. Kids hear and understand more than you will ever realize!

“Why would you want to make a game for the original Nintendo?? No one is going to buy that”

Jokes on you! I sold 1 copy!!!

LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL GRAPH! THATS A SALE BAAAABY

^Me rn

Holy shit yall. I just woke up to 21 sales! The game has officially recouped the cost of all the software I used to make it!!! IM PROFITABLE?!

...What's the game, how did you make it, and how are you selling it?

It’s called Undercover Shot! It’s a 2 player social deduction game for the original Nintendo Entertainment System!

I’m taking pre orders for physical copies here https://www.homebrew-factory.com/home/138-undercover-shot.html

And selling digital ROM versions for a dollar here: https://pirateprincessjess.itch.io/undercover-shot-nes

A week ago I was losing my mind over 1 sale, now I’ve sold 81 digital copies and 52 physical ones.

Over 100 people bought my game!!!!????? This is mind blowing. I don’t even know how to process this. I am so grateful. I would not have sold nearly this many without yall sharing this post as much as you did. I love you all so much. Thank you for making this happen. You all made my childhood dream come true in a bigger way than I thought possible.

Achievement Unlocked:

NEStseller

Sell a new title for the fucking Nintendo Family Computer in the year 2025 AD.

Holy cats!! Thank you so much @pointless-achievements. You’re achievement caused the notes on this post to blow up by 4x, and now 70 copies have sold?! I’ve sold 70 copies!!!

you're very welcome, this is really cool and i thought it deserved more eyes

i know the #not an achiviement is because its not a post made in character to the blog but it's so funny like "congrats man #not an achiviement tho"

yes i do want to clarify, my "#not an achievement" tag specifically means it's not a post in the format of my achievement posts, it is not intended to downplay anything, as i said previously @pirateprincessjess's work here is really goddamn cool, and I've actually followed her on my main blog for a while now.