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some people post stuff with their following in mind. i do not. be prepared
Reblogged robinflock
it's always bad for adults to interact with minors, which is why when I was born my mother was positioned at the window and I was birthed down a giant slip n slide that safely transported me to the hospital grounds, where I was quickly accepted and raised by a gang of feral babies who were born under similar circumstances. and that's why my posts are so bad
Hey what the fuck happens in homestuck
Reblogged robinflock
I’m going to give you the coordination of a 2013 YA protagonist
Reblogged robinflock
Anonymous asked:
u r registered to vote
okay like, yes i am—but i just want to state for the record that in canada, you can register to vote literally at the polls. like the first time i voted i was not registered to vote when i rolled up to the polling station and i was registered to vote in like under 3 minutes. the only thing registering to vote in advance does for me is that i get a little info packet in the mail telling me when the next election is coming up, and where to go to vote.
i think this is unusual for people in the states??
✨there is a canadian federal election on april 28, 2025 – check your ridings and learn your MPs! 😘✨
[Plain text: there is a canadian federal election on april 28, 2025 – check your ridings and learn your MPs!]
info for voters in canada:
- elections canada home page
- find your riding/electoral district
- find your current member of parliament (MP)
- how to find candidates in your riding
fun facts about the 🔹conservatives🔹:
the conservatives are against queer education, weird about women, unconcerned about climate change, & oppose overdose prevention sites
Reblogged cheese-is-a-milk-loaf
If tumblr shuts down you can find me in living in a shotgun shack. If tumblr shuts down you can find me in another part of the world. If tumblr shuts down you can find me behind the wheel of a large automobile. If tumblr shuts down you can find me in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife. It tumblr shuts down I'll send myself an ask that says "how did I get here?"
Reblogged ink-ghoul
Wait what did Pearl do to deserve to be in exile!?
The genuine answer is nothing lol, she was fully in compliance with all of her permits and her shops were constantly stocked. As Cleo said in their video, this is no longer about permits or the law, the Poe just wants every one to be exiled.
ik this is silly minecraft roleplay like teehee n all but i rlly hope people can actually see the real life parallels of this storyline within their own countries and politics cus like!!
"it was never about the permits, the poe just wants everyone exiled" fucking HITS right now and it's important to be able to recognize these types of implications in fiction (ESPECIALLY in fiction, it shouldn't have to be non-fiction for you to intellectually engage w it)
ik no one asked for my opinion and i don't give a gaf if you enjoy the storyline or not, or if you're on the poe's side or not, cus ik it's never that serious but this is a great opportunity for you to start actively looking for these fictional examples of real life events n issues
Reblogged robinflock
some whiteboard doodles from the other day!
Reblogged robinflock
it's always bad for adults to interact with minors, which is why when I was born my mother was positioned at the window and I was birthed down a giant slip n slide that safely transported me to the hospital grounds, where I was quickly accepted and raised by a gang of feral babies who were born under similar circumstances. and that's why my posts are so bad
Hey what the fuck happens in homestuck
#i too have questions about what happens in homestuck#<-prev tags#ok so basically theres whats called the mother grub and it lives deep underground and all the adult trolls (which live in space and dont#really go back onto the troll planet‚ called alternia) offer up buckets of‚ quote‚ “genetic material” which is then given to the mother gru#to eat or smth idk. but basically it takes a shitton of genetic material and uses it to give birth to wrigglers (baby trolls) who are a mix#of genetic material (however theres this idea of ancestors‚ which is that everyone gets predominant genetic material from some long-dead#troll many many sweeps ago. its unclear if this is actually true or if all the troll characters have ancestors bc of the cloning thing)#now i might get the timeline a bit off from here on out bc i dont remember if wrigglers spin their cocoons before or after finding a lusus#but wtvr. essentially the wrigglers are set loose in caves roaming with wild beasts known as lusii and if theyre lucky a lusus will#bond to them and guide them out of the caves without dying‚ although its very brutal and there are like trials involved. anyways once theyr#out of the cave‚ the lusus is effectively the troll's parent and takes care of them for 9 sweeps (roughly 19 years) until the troll becomes#an adult and makes their way off-world to become part of the greater empire.#any questions
Reblogged robinflock
the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.
Reblogged mickemz01
it fucking sucks being a disabled person who can't work and having to see these fuckass posts where someone's like "ahaha jobless people have no life and that's why everyone shitty online has No Job" and everyone and their mother reblogs it joyfully onto my dash for me to see. yes unemployed and unemployable people are truly without exception dogshit people with no hobbies and no redeeming qualities. you're so right. anyway if you'll excuse me i have to start my shift at the I'll Never Be Employed Because Of Permanent Disability And I Love Knowing How You Really See Me store
if ur able to work can u reblog this i am seriously SO sick of it.
Reblogged mickemz01
superhelldeactivated
I've realized recently that every time I'm asked for socials my response is sorta "oh i don't have twitter" "I'm not on Instagram much" "i uninstalled TikTok a few months ago" and this has led people into believing I'm just someone who doesn't do social media but in reality you can find me in here lets get it on cunts monday through shawty like a melody sunday, 9am to 12am, posting blorbo.
I was going to be like "well that certainly was not true cause you deactivated" and then I looked at the blog and. that's literally my old blog.
Reblogged cheese-is-a-milk-loaf
We already have a Minecraft movie. It’s called The Great Potato War and it’s available in three parts on YouTube.com/technoblade
Reblogged taken-by-the-fae
never forget the universal rule of the order of things: People Will Not Read It
signs at stores? émail? menu ?? instruction ? post online ? caption with andswer to question ? group hand outs ??? street sign ??? no. The Written Word Is The Enemy
The ability to occasionally Read A Thing will make you a hero in your workplace, especially if it is for example an error message that tells you what you need to do differently, or instructions on unjamming a printer.
how dare you say we put jam in the printer
Reblogged taken-by-the-fae
favorite ways to follow up "here's my hunch-"
- saying something that has not been backed up by any evidence whatsoever
- saying something so obvious that it can only be classified as fact
- this image of a shrimp
Reblogged evilrat-sabre
*Zedaph Voice* “Day four. The Arizonans have accepted me as one of their flock. They seem unconcerned that I am neither American nor a middle-aged Dad. Further study is needed.”
