zesulul melhekh

everyone's always like ohhh the bottoms sexual fantasies are always so fucking compilated and convoluted they always wanna be like some kind of European wild hamster digging through the undergrowth and you have to be the relentless bird of prey that is hovering over their den and ready to strike with deadly talons, and maybe the bed is a sand dune that allows for the predator to take maximum advantage of the terrain. What about the top's fantasies huh when does the top have something to say about all this. Sometimes I wanna be President Nixon in the last days of the administration and someone else is Erlichmann showing ass to comfort me. sometimes the top wants to get weirdly specific with it too okay

People are fucking arguing with me in the tags on that Nixon hamster post. Trying to poke holes in this proposed situation. Goddamn you, you think I don't know that Erlichman hadn't seen Nixon for over a year by the time Watergate was in full swing? I still want Erlichman for my bottom because his sheer boredom and complete irreverence on the tapes shows a kind of sultry and totally uninterested side to him, which would make Nixon wish to pursue him all the more. Not to mention how Nixon was a fuckin psychological mess during the tail end of the administration. Can you imagine the potent and sexual power of Erlichman walking through those white house doors. Right into something that looked exactly out of Secret Honour. Unexpectedly ready to show ass to comfort an old man who just sobbed into Kissinger's arms an hour ago? Someone he didn't even give that much of a fuck about nor have that much general influence over beyond kinda laughing when Nixon got drunk and talked about his plan of breeding special opium poppy eating bugs that would cause destabilization in the middle east, making the man insecure? COME THE FUCK ON don't give me this ermmm 🤓 well actually during 1974 the political climate was- ermmm G Gordon Liddy- 🤓 No. Give me Erlichman grinding on it while Nixon rants crazily about how his wife looks like a man he knew in the navy in my perfect surrealist fantasy, or give me death

sickened, but curious

lets be pointy with mama

collecting posts of this type

literally my favourite genre of post

@sufficientlylargen

Okay, I got curious about this and trawled through that tag on your blog and found out that you have been commenting on the fact that Tumblr suggests the tag "potatoes as FUCK" for a while now...

December 19, 2024:

August 9, 2020:

Feb 27, 2018:

And, a few months shy of a decade ago now, June 21, 2015:

This can all be traced back to May 19 of 2015, when you reblogged...

potatoes as fuck.

happy birthday to me and to the mighty nein!

(frumpkin is partially based on my childhood cat, who was very originally named ginger)

Don’t get attached to unpopular ships because you will run out of fic and die

Alternatively: create the content and become adored by like 3 people forever

Alternatively: create your own unpopular ship and drag your friends kicking and screaming into it

Alternatively: create your own unpopular ship and drag complete strangers into it who then become beloved friends

Finally got a clear shot of noonoo carrying her spring, it's her favourite toy

noonoo….

scar/ baseball gojo

Purple Starling

When I vote bald on polls this is how I look like btw

the lord is our shepherd

conclave dares to ask the question "what if you didn't want to be pope but eveyone and everything was conspiring for you to be pope and the moment you decide that maybe you should be pope god immediately and dramatically explodes a wall to tell you to stop being stupid"