BUBBLES AND DOOM

bosohurricane

this what im going thru rn. if anyone gaf

It's giving

nudists don’t have pockets

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your email has found me on the fucking brink

hey say something nice to me

no not ABOUT me. TO me. share with me a nice little fact or story! something longlost and tenderhearted. a little slice of schadenfreude. a truth about the world that will send me into a psychological nosedive or whatnot. im not picky!!

wait shit fr?

Was making food to bring over to my grandfather so i made him a little chicken pot pie (I know it looks like shit you need to be nice to me) and i cut out some letters in the pastry to spell out “Papa” for him, because that is what he is called, and i thought it would be Nice, but it backfired somehow and now i have to hand him a fucking fap pie. fuck my baka life

my hottest take

Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety

(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)

Just a reminder that aftercare can mean the difference between someone feeling safe, satisfied and sexy after a scene, and feeling shamed, gross and at worst, traumatized. Sex is a vulnerable thing for everyone, and no matter how casual, people deserve respect before, during and after. Dom or sub, kinky or not, take good care of your partners! The emotions are more important than the sex.

“Opposition” party my ass, more like collaborationist.

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u fuckers told

my mom says i have

to go to bed now which one

of u fuckers told

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

world heritage post

The non-meaners version D:

New idea... tumblr store where people sell stuff like a marketplace. I could buy lava lamp or moss boll

Precisely why this idea has never come to fruition i presume

i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.

what in the

This is wild

the hilarity of the post being I will have no clout in the cloutless website being uploaded by a white girl seeking clout in the insufferable seeking clout app

[id: #the plot of bugs life is balls to the wall insane when u think abt it #small island community gets sick of their tyrannical dictator so they send their most autistic member to hire some assassins #he accidentally hires an improv group instead]

important context: the improv group has a panic attack and then, swayed by the argument that if they don’t do something their most autistic friend will actually die of social embarrassment, proceed to successfully train the local farming community in guerilla warfare and psychological terror tactics. they crash a burning plane into the dictator’s state dinner. and then when that doesn’t work the populace reverts to Plan Fuck It and just launches a coup with their collective bare fucking hands.

...Also: still thinking of all the juice Phyllis Diller brought to the role of the Queen. (grin) Typecasting of a high order.

Some monster designs!