may i introduce U to my stoat [thing comes out wiggling]

happy tenth birthday to the best youtube comment of all time

i need a peon

something need doing?

my man

i think it's ok to play fighting games to cum. there are worse reasons to do something

and yet, when i play magic the gathering to cum, suddenly its ok to make fun of me

it's never okay to play magic the gathering for any reason

got a job doing lower back tattoos on stray dogs. they haaaate it lol but it’s good money

source

uhhh yeah can i start with the house salad?

stop eating turkish delight with the witch in white and come eat hummus with mr. tumnus

take a hit

*after you confess your love for me* .....oooohkay lol *looks up at the night sky* Moon looks like shit today

everybody wanna be jeremy till things start getting fragrant

disco truly is the only genre worth having its own ball