[ID: a rough doodle of a grimacing person, labelled "me," opening a bottle of sparkling cider, labelled "cider that apparently got shookened." the bottle shoots a blast of cider, labelled "Beam Attack," at a cat, labelled "gertrude."]
I love speed runners
to those asking: welcome to restaurant%, where you help ganondorf rebuild his life as a humble restaurant owner by building a restaurant around him as fast as possible without getting murked
I saw this video the other day! If it’s not immediately obvious, the “booth” is made out of indestructible parts, and enclosing Ganon in them breaks his AI so he no longer attacks.
This is genuinely the best speedrun challenge I've ever seen. I will think of nothing else for weeks, probably.
don't care + running + jumping + skipping + hopping + having fun + playing
DELTWRUNE ANNOYNCED H MY FUCKUNG GOD
so this happened to me today
fucked up some bird tried to steal your car like that
He’s not stealing, he’s robin
(Clasping your shoulder gently)
You’re right. And he looks like a real tit doing it too
Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those
my dumb? founded. my flabbers? gasted. my gob??? smacked
my ass???? tonished
what a good morning!! im gonna draw a dog!!
apRIL FOOLS I DREW TWO DOGS THEY’RE BEST FRIENDS
Im sorry but it is so funny how people outside of tumblr view us. Like why are the tiktokers treating tumblr like some professional ass website you need to do extensive prep before you begin posting on. And the follower farming advice is so fucking funny to me when this is the website where people actively hate getting new followers
Mild Blood? Deltarune rated teen for Mild Blood? Hey?
evergreen
hey man what if i cried
THERE IS NO DELTARUNE
THERE IS NO SILKSONG
AND THERE IS NO QUEEN OF ENGLAND
Betcha feel stupid now don’t you?
the queen of england coming to the Nintendo switch 2