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Your not so local lesbian

@kazooku

Nat/Dawn || They/It + Ae/Aer || 19 || EST timezone || No reposts w/o permission and credit https://kazooku.carrd.co

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Quick note since I haven't been posting here thanks to constantly forgetting!! I run a spam account called @arsonist-tittyfuck !! Please note the user is a joke, no nsfw and I only took the user because tumbly allowed it. Also my Instagram always gets posts first because it's easier for me so

"why r u smiling at ur phone" bc my friebds 🌈🌈🥰🌞 and i love friend 😊😊😊🫂💞 Friends 👍👍🌈 And im Happy 😊😊🫂💞👍🌈

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I'm killing myself in front of you

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They'll never stop finding your body ƪ⁠(⁠˘⁠⌣⁠˘⁠)⁠ʃ

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You're a 5'2" anemic twink you cannot chop me up

Ever heard of an AXE

I can buy one from WORK

You are not SAFE 💚

I need to go to your job again because WHAT THE FUCK

Here I bought a beanie boo, christmas tree, and a rabbit and you're telling me I could've bought AN AXE

Do you think the DRs would've let me take that into the building or would I need to sneak that in like the plate I stole and returned last semester?

Nat darling you're not allowed to buy an Axe.

My girlfriend is cock blocking me getting an axe

You can't even use the microwave without nearly burning the house down we're not letting you have an actual fucking weapon.

Uranium in the michealwave!!!!

NATTHEW PATTHEW

LET IT BE

MAYBE IF THE SCHOOL BLOWS UP, THEYLL PUT IN AN ELEVATOR

can you wait until fall to blow it up so that one rule where if the school gets destroyed everyone gets degrees is applied

Yknow what? Hell yeah

We'll wait until then

I got you bestie boo 🤸

You're cooking

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I'm killing myself in front of you

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They'll never stop finding your body ƪ⁠(⁠˘⁠⌣⁠˘⁠)⁠ʃ

Avatar

You're a 5'2" anemic twink you cannot chop me up

Ever heard of an AXE

I can buy one from WORK

You are not SAFE 💚

I need to go to your job again because WHAT THE FUCK

Here I bought a beanie boo, christmas tree, and a rabbit and you're telling me I could've bought AN AXE

Do you think the DRs would've let me take that into the building or would I need to sneak that in like the plate I stole and returned last semester?

Nat darling you're not allowed to buy an Axe.

My girlfriend is cock blocking me getting an axe

You can't even use the microwave without nearly burning the house down we're not letting you have an actual fucking weapon.

Uranium in the michealwave!!!!

NATTHEW PATTHEW

Teeheee

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I'm killing myself in front of you

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They'll never stop finding your body ƪ⁠(⁠˘⁠⌣⁠˘⁠)⁠ʃ

Avatar

You're a 5'2" anemic twink you cannot chop me up

Ever heard of an AXE

I can buy one from WORK

You are not SAFE 💚

I need to go to your job again because WHAT THE FUCK

Here I bought a beanie boo, christmas tree, and a rabbit and you're telling me I could've bought AN AXE

Do you think the DRs would've let me take that into the building or would I need to sneak that in like the plate I stole and returned last semester?

Nat darling you're not allowed to buy an Axe.

My girlfriend is cock blocking me getting an axe

You can't even use the microwave without nearly burning the house down we're not letting you have an actual fucking weapon.

Uranium in the michealwave!!!!

Avatar
Reblogged

I'm killing myself in front of you

Avatar

They'll never stop finding your body ƪ⁠(⁠˘⁠⌣⁠˘⁠)⁠ʃ

Avatar

You're a 5'2" anemic twink you cannot chop me up

Ever heard of an AXE

I can buy one from WORK

You are not SAFE 💚

I need to go to your job again because WHAT THE FUCK

Here I bought a beanie boo, christmas tree, and a rabbit and you're telling me I could've bought AN AXE

Do you think the DRs would've let me take that into the building or would I need to sneak that in like the plate I stole and returned last semester?

Nat darling you're not allowed to buy an Axe.

My girlfriend is cock blocking me getting an axe

Avatar
Reblogged

I'm killing myself in front of you

Avatar

They'll never stop finding your body ƪ⁠(⁠˘⁠⌣⁠˘⁠)⁠ʃ

Avatar

You're a 5'2" anemic twink you cannot chop me up

Ever heard of an AXE

I can buy one from WORK

You are not SAFE 💚

I need to go to your job again because WHAT THE FUCK

Here I bought a beanie boo, christmas tree, and a rabbit and you're telling me I could've bought AN AXE

Do you think the DRs would've let me take that into the building or would I need to sneak that in like the plate I stole and returned last semester?

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alright catch up time i apologize for the scheduled spam in advance

gijinka finnians pre and post horrific events. apparently horrific events made his labcoat shorter. whore.

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