Keegan P. Russ

looks like it was good. congrats on making something edible

I'm as good as I can be, but thanks Hesh.

Shin splints are startin' to feel like the regular so I doubt a trip to med would be useful.

Keegan make you run drills again?

@keegan-askblog i told you to go easy on her, she just led a mission all by herself a few days ago.

as much as i'd love for us all to have as much time off, thats not realistic. she did just fine

@keegan-askblog Wake the fuck up, shithead... We're not done here yet. 🥃👀

@sgt-kyles I might have overdid with 'painkillers' for Keegs a little bit... Just a little... Minor issue... (help.)

Hell even the medbay as a whole got peaceful when he got knocked out.

Uhh.. @keegan-askblog usually wakes up easily.. there's a canteen over there with water.

Pour it on him?

Just for the record... It wasn't on purpose! 👀 I just wanted to help, okay? 🤷‍♀️

Water, right...? Water sounds too simple to wake him up, how about I pour more Bourbon over his stupid mask... 🤔🤔

Why not both? He's gonna be pissed either way.

As if he ever bothers to clean that so called "stupid mask"

Fair point. 🫡

*pours some Bourbon to third glass and then starts to pour rest of it all over @keegan-askblog face*

Rise and shine, you stupid, stinky asshole~ 🎀

*que the slow ass blinking awake and immediate scowl*

... what the fuck.

*slow look around*

where am I and why am I wet

Welcome among the living, dumbass. Hell sent you back so we had to resuscitate you (with alcohol) 🫡🎀

How's your foot by the way~?

... right i sure appreciate it.

*you'd think his bones all broke by the sound of him sitting up straight and his neck and back popping*

like shit. how'd you think it would be

I dunno, hoped for anything near 'better' after the amount of Whiskey you managed to pour down your throat 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Why are y'all talking 'bout alcohol?

Asper suddenly chimed in, with a very raspy and dry voice, holding a box of a recently bought electric kettle. She looked at Keegan

Are you taking medications for the foot or not? You're being too hard on yourself.

*shaking the near empty bottle of Whiskey*

Yeah, he does. I made sure of it. I guess...

*he clears his throat and gives Black a look saying i can speak for myself*

i, by myself, make sure i take the quite unnecessary meds.

*a lie if ones ever been told*

Liar liar pants on fire, mister Russ. Unnecessary it's a clear way to say "fuck you I'm not taking anything" by yourself. You're not a very good liar.

Asper spoke, her voice sounded like her voice was getting more hoarse by the second. Her hands fiddled with a butterfly knife that she took out of her pocket and opened the box which contained the new kettle

God dammit, fuckin' people that use everything without knowing who belongs to it..

That's why I'm here to make sure he gets his medicine, you know... I'm a team medic after all.

Pouring Whiskey all over his face does not count! It was @sgt-kyles idea... 😇🫣

Alright I see how it is. 😒

I wouldn't be that affect-

Asper's vocal cords stopped working, she took a deep breath, leaving her kettle neara table, before leaving she singed in ASL (American sing language)

"Wait a bit."

she turned around and left the room almost quickly

..wait for what?

Aaaand there she goes.

god, yall talk too much. and why's there a kettle

*que the impending migraine and consequences to his actions*

there any water or do we only have whiskey

You're so lucky i still need you to pass the recon course.

But yeah there's an extra canteen over there with water... there would be more but the rest was poured on you.

and you're lucky i dont have a choice.

... thanks. just give me a minute to not crack open my skull as i try to get up

Choice were left in the dirt ages ago.

You're welcome, and I'm not really going anywhere.

you act as if you wouldn't just watch me fall.

any painkillers in here or do i need to raid the closest medical office (idk)

I mean i would— Sargeant we ARE in the medical office. (Trying her hardest not to laugh right now... nvm she would be fucking laughing)

Asper comes back with a actual functional voice silently and kept opening her boxed kettle

i forgot to take my medicine for my fucked up throat.

did anyone touched my kettle?

no need for the sass Kyles *he says with a very pointed glare*

i think the kettles fine. been sittin there by itself

..says the sassy one..😒

Also, what's up with the "Kettle"?

My kettle has been being burned, three times in a row in two months for a dark-skinned man called Kyle.

damn. you’d think a brit would know how to use a kettle and make tea

(I knew SOMEONE would compare Sol's name to fucking gaz lmao)

You'd also think one of the two guys that merrick trusts with driving us would be atleast decent.

we're talking about my kettle.

(Yo wait I might be dyslexic because of the small font i didnt read dark skinned. So ignore what I said earlier.)

Okay... is the tea still good?

Next time Kyles you’re getting roadside pickup and your seat is going to be under my front tire

Sigh I'd love to see you try Russ

The tea is for the poor, injured, and grumpy sargeant right, @nowhere-knight?

..whatever you say.

bold of you to assume i’d want the tea. i’ll stick to water for now

Really it should be "bold of you to think it's a good idea to drive with a broken foot."

didnt know you were so concerned with my driving habits and safety

Not my fault i'd be stuck doing solo recons if anything happened.

for someone so capable, i think there’s another reason other than solo recons

Oh so you think im capable? I'll take that as some sort of compliment and I don't see what you're getting at, Russ.

you wouldn’t be here if you weren’t capable and you sure know what i’m talking about. play dumb if you want

Besides the fact I wasn't here for recon – at least to begin with.. – I still haven't passed the Basic Recon course, Sargeant.

I don't see what's so surprising with a bit of 'concern'.

well you're sure doing better than half those soldiers in there who have gone through the course

@keegan-askblog Wake the fuck up, shithead... We're not done here yet. 🥃👀

@sgt-kyles I might have overdid with 'painkillers' for Keegs a little bit... Just a little... Minor issue... (help.)

Hell even the medbay as a whole got peaceful when he got knocked out.

Uhh.. @keegan-askblog usually wakes up easily.. there's a canteen over there with water.

Pour it on him?

Just for the record... It wasn't on purpose! 👀 I just wanted to help, okay? 🤷‍♀️

Water, right...? Water sounds too simple to wake him up, how about I pour more Bourbon over his stupid mask... 🤔🤔

Why not both? He's gonna be pissed either way.

As if he ever bothers to clean that so called "stupid mask"

Fair point. 🫡

*pours some Bourbon to third glass and then starts to pour rest of it all over @keegan-askblog face*

Rise and shine, you stupid, stinky asshole~ 🎀

*que the slow ass blinking awake and immediate scowl*

... what the fuck.

*slow look around*

where am I and why am I wet

Welcome among the living, dumbass. Hell sent you back so we had to resuscitate you (with alcohol) 🫡🎀

How's your foot by the way~?

... right i sure appreciate it.

*you'd think his bones all broke by the sound of him sitting up straight and his neck and back popping*

like shit. how'd you think it would be

I dunno, hoped for anything near 'better' after the amount of Whiskey you managed to pour down your throat 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Why are y'all talking 'bout alcohol?

Asper suddenly chimed in, with a very raspy and dry voice, holding a box of a recently bought electric kettle. She looked at Keegan

Are you taking medications for the foot or not? You're being too hard on yourself.

*shaking the near empty bottle of Whiskey*

Yeah, he does. I made sure of it. I guess...

*he clears his throat and gives Black a look saying i can speak for myself*

i, by myself, make sure i take the quite unnecessary meds.

*a lie if ones ever been told*

Liar liar pants on fire, mister Russ. Unnecessary it's a clear way to say "fuck you I'm not taking anything" by yourself. You're not a very good liar.

Asper spoke, her voice sounded like her voice was getting more hoarse by the second. Her hands fiddled with a butterfly knife that she took out of her pocket and opened the box which contained the new kettle

God dammit, fuckin' people that use everything without knowing who belongs to it..

That's why I'm here to make sure he gets his medicine, you know... I'm a team medic after all.

Pouring Whiskey all over his face does not count! It was @sgt-kyles idea... 😇🫣

Alright I see how it is. 😒

I wouldn't be that affect-

Asper's vocal cords stopped working, she took a deep breath, leaving her kettle neara table, before leaving she singed in ASL (American sing language)

"Wait a bit."

she turned around and left the room almost quickly

..wait for what?

Aaaand there she goes.

god, yall talk too much. and why's there a kettle

*que the impending migraine and consequences to his actions*

there any water or do we only have whiskey

You're so lucky i still need you to pass the recon course.

But yeah there's an extra canteen over there with water... there would be more but the rest was poured on you.

and you're lucky i dont have a choice.

... thanks. just give me a minute to not crack open my skull as i try to get up

Choice were left in the dirt ages ago.

You're welcome, and I'm not really going anywhere.

you act as if you wouldn't just watch me fall.

any painkillers in here or do i need to raid the closest medical office (idk)

I mean i would— Sargeant we ARE in the medical office. (Trying her hardest not to laugh right now... nvm she would be fucking laughing)

Asper comes back with a actual functional voice silently and kept opening her boxed kettle

i forgot to take my medicine for my fucked up throat.

did anyone touched my kettle?

no need for the sass Kyles *he says with a very pointed glare*

i think the kettles fine. been sittin there by itself

..says the sassy one..😒

Also, what's up with the "Kettle"?

My kettle has been being burned, three times in a row in two months for a dark-skinned man called Kyle.

damn. you’d think a brit would know how to use a kettle and make tea

(I knew SOMEONE would compare Sol's name to fucking gaz lmao)

You'd also think one of the two guys that merrick trusts with driving us would be atleast decent.

we're talking about my kettle.

(Yo wait I might be dyslexic because of the small font i didnt read dark skinned. So ignore what I said earlier.)

Okay... is the tea still good?

Next time Kyles you’re getting roadside pickup and your seat is going to be under my front tire

Sigh I'd love to see you try Russ

The tea is for the poor, injured, and grumpy sargeant right, @nowhere-knight?

..whatever you say.

bold of you to assume i’d want the tea. i’ll stick to water for now

Really it should be "bold of you to think it's a good idea to drive with a broken foot."

didnt know you were so concerned with my driving habits and safety

Not my fault i'd be stuck doing solo recons if anything happened.

for someone so capable, i think there’s another reason other than solo recons

Oh so you think im capable? I'll take that as some sort of compliment and I don't see what you're getting at, Russ.

you wouldn’t be here if you weren’t capable and you sure know what i’m talking about. play dumb if you want

Same here. I'm the one that's supposed to be fluent for some.. other operations.. 😔

But yeah apparently I can only say insults in Spanish too captain 💔

just admit you need my help

“We will not be admitting that, no—stubbornness at its finest.”

WELL— I wouldnt say stubborn y'know?

I mean the Sergeant's probably busy so I may as well find someone else who can help me out a bit with Spanish right, Captain?

harm in asking for help as long as they know how to ask and i’m not busy. be that the right person obviously

Same here. I'm the one that's supposed to be fluent for some.. other operations.. 😔

But yeah apparently I can only say insults in Spanish too captain 💔

just admit you need my help

Snap with @keegan-askblog 👀💅

He can't reach me 😂😜

Oh man... He's gonna be pissed at me 😬

Oh no, anyways... 🤷‍♀️

i dont need two functioning legs to kick your ass

@keegan-askblog Wake the fuck up, shithead... We're not done here yet. 🥃👀

@sgt-kyles I might have overdid with 'painkillers' for Keegs a little bit... Just a little... Minor issue... (help.)

Hell even the medbay as a whole got peaceful when he got knocked out.

Uhh.. @keegan-askblog usually wakes up easily.. there's a canteen over there with water.

Pour it on him?

Just for the record... It wasn't on purpose! 👀 I just wanted to help, okay? 🤷‍♀️

Water, right...? Water sounds too simple to wake him up, how about I pour more Bourbon over his stupid mask... 🤔🤔

Why not both? He's gonna be pissed either way.

As if he ever bothers to clean that so called "stupid mask"

Fair point. 🫡

*pours some Bourbon to third glass and then starts to pour rest of it all over @keegan-askblog face*

Rise and shine, you stupid, stinky asshole~ 🎀

*que the slow ass blinking awake and immediate scowl*

... what the fuck.

*slow look around*

where am I and why am I wet