the real true purpose of having a brain is to think about fictional characters
real
Sex pollen au something something Soap comes strutting in ready to take care of horny writhing you only to be sent out “no bring me ghost. Not Lieutenant Riley. I need Ghost” and he gave a small “but why not me??” He’s whining. “Need to be fucked hard and mean MacTavish. I Need Ghost. Not you”
He’s leaving with his tail between his legs pouting bc this was his one chance and he was proper shooed away
proper shooed away is wild
uh oh i miss something i can’t name again. i want to go home to something that doesn’t exist again. does anyone have a gun
Simon Riley who causes your jaw to lock mid giving him head? ( or maybe an individual reaction list thingy for the tf141?)
i genuinely think simon would laugh.
it would take him a second to register your rapid tapping against his thigh, working through your tight throat and fucking in bliss. but when he does look down to see your face scrunched in pain, he pulls out and crouches down in front of you.
you tap your jaw, mouth agape, precum coating your teeth. takes simon another second to realize you can’t move it.
queue a coarse laugh. sympathetically massages your jaw, shoulders shaking with a (failed) concealment of his amusement. probably shoves his fingers over the pad of your tongue and enjoys the way your throat catches in a gag around nothing.
when it does pop, you pout. “that was mean, si."
"couldn't help it," he totally could have. "'m sorry, sweet'eart." he’s not.
eats you out until you think he is, though.
Some more of the boys… recon hugging 🫶
something something you have a casual fling with simon as a result of hunting the biggest, meanest guy in the pub to fuck your brains out one night. all because your husband is gone too much, always too tired, and you just need something to tide you over.
one night turned into the next, continued through the weeks, and then some, until you two had routine meetups for sex.
it's not reallyyy cheating, is it? in some ways, simon does remind you of your john (weirdly similar, actually—) at least that's how you rationalize it. but time to think is scarce when you're being thrown around his room, always left sore and shaking head to toe.
you thought he'd never find out, or if he did, he would take pity on you for not doing enough. it seemed so easy until that night.
the night your husband came into simon's place unannounced, standing in the doorway, motionless and unreadable as you scrambled to cover yourselves.
you were too embarrassed and appalled to wonder why he had a key in the first place. or why simon called him Captain.
this eats😫
I don't want a Career I want to Fuck Around
And not find out. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want to find out.
Simon just wanted to say something, he didn't want to fuck this up — not when you look so interested, not when you were so goddamn pretty.
“I have a massive gun with me.”
You smirked, glancing all the way down to his crotch, the way his thick thighs were spread over the small tool of this bar.
Ofcourse it was massive. “mmm,” you hummed, batting your lashes.
“D' ya wanna...wanna see it ?” Simon asked nervously, swaying his whiskey glass and swallowing dry at the sight of you leaning so obscenely with one elbow on the counter, eyes intoxicated and mouth stained.
So Simon led you through crowded heavy bodies which swayed along side teen spirit and pints, “What will you let me do with your massive gun ?” you whispered shouted in his ear, taking hold of his shoulder and relishing at Simon's blush reaching his eyes.
“Touch it...” he flustered, you tutted, then grinned some more. “Give me some slack big man, what else ?”
“Ya' can do whatever you like, anything.”
“Anything.” your mouth watered, and anticipated with giddiness walked out where the dusk chill pressed into your skin.
“Ya' know how to deal with it ?” although it was still a question, Simon sounded so very impressed at your knowing smile.
Usually you weren't so blunt but you couldn't look away from him, and alcohol was making any decency straight up unholy thoughts.
“I will touch it, hold it, swallow it whole in my mouth.”
Simon paused, opening the door as you hopped inside cheekily.
“Is it...a kink ?” Simon asked very accented, his face tilted in such innocence that you craved that dick, hell you wanna kiss him so hard. Never were you so kneen to suck a man's dick but Simon just ...you just couldn't wait now.
“It might become one here.”
Simon smiled, and leaned in a way you thought he might kiss you.
You sucked in breath, heart stopping just so in his close proximity, his scent lingering over you until he reached under the seat — is he gonna eat you out ??! Because fuck —but then he sat upright with a proud grin which transformed his face further over the spectrum of handsomeness in that weird, crooked, rugged up way.
You stared at his hand because from under the seat he had pulled out a massive rifle.
“My mcx spear...call em' ghost” his eyes glittered up, then holding out for you to hold it in your sweaty palms.
You lagged, flabbergasted, slack jaw — blushing.
“C'mon dun be shy.” Simon cooed very softly, and you nodded, taking it in your hands and the prev white smirk next pale open mouthed embarrassment melted into genuine fondness next jolting realisation.
You still wanted to suck his dick.
You still wanted to kiss him hard.
“Hi ghost.” you chirped, stroking along the barrel and sharing the fascination with his mirrored eyes.
i always hc simon as neurodivergent
Just thinking about you being the best fuck the boys have ever had.
warnings: smut (obvi), piv, oral (f and m receiving), unprotected sex, protected sex, fingering, briefly mentioned s/m but no actual s/m, reader is kinda a fuck boy (fuck girl?), slight hint of dacryphillia if you squint maybe, no use of y/n
You go for Gaz first—he's the prettiest, and he's incredibly smooth. He charms you easily, makes you comfortable enough to invite him back to your place despite having just met that night. He's all confidence and no arrogance. He knows he looks good and he knows he fucks good. He's sure he's going to blow your mind, leave you aching for more…
Instead, you give him head so good his climax comes early, his come flooding your mouth. A broken moan leaves him when you swallow and look up at him through your lashes, a sweet, innocent smile on your face, but your eyes are sultry enough to get a man hard in seconds. His spent cock twitches valiantly, but his orgasm was so strong that he knows he won’t be able to go again for hours.
He’s incredibly embarrassed, but he tries not to show it, and gets you off twice in apology—once with his fingers and once with his mouth. You see him out at the end of the night. He was hoping to stay longer, perhaps get to fuck you after all, but you’re a busy woman, and you’ve got things to do early tomorrow morning.
Gaz doesn’t tell the rest of the boys about this particular hookup, knowing he’d never hear the end of it from Soap—but he keeps the memory of it close for long, lonely missions.
Perhaps surprisingly, Price is your nextvictimhookup. He doesn’t get out much, but you manage to catch him on one of his rare nights off.
He takes you back to his place, a small but neat flat not far from the base he’s stationed at. There’s a fine layer of dust on all of the furniture, showing how rarely he’s home, and he’s amused by you jokingly asking if he’s actually breaking you into someone else’s apartment.
He pours you both a glass of wine, and you talk for a while as you drink, continuing to get to know one another. Well, it’s really just him getting to know you—he’s a private man, and he knows how to talk without actually saying much—but he finds that he doesn’t mind that. You’re quite a talented speaker, genuine and animated about every topic that comes to mind. Your little quirks and mannerisms only make you more attractive.
Once both your glasses are empty, and the two of you have drifted close enough to touch, he cups your chin in one hand and leans down to kiss you. He can feel you smile against his lips, and you pull away with a little giggle that makes his brows raise in curiosity.
“Your beard tickles,” you tell him, before sitting up a little more so you can kiss him again. It’s endlessly endearing, and he can’t stop himself from deepening the kiss, his cock chubbing up in his jeans. He’s eager to find out if his beard will tickle your cunt, too.
Not too long later, he gets his answer—a resounding yes—as well as discovers a new addiction. You taste like heaven, like well aged whiskey, like his favorite brand of cigars, and he suddenly realizes he no longer wants to die in the field in some fiery blaze of glory.
He’d much rather you just smother him with your cunt.
Unfortunately, he has a duty to his country, so he reluctantly shifts you off of him so he can breathe. It’s for the best, really, because he’s about to come just from eating you out. You don’t give him a chance to rest, though, moving down his body and sinking down onto his hard cock. You both gasp at the same time—Price from the pleasure, and you from the stretch. Clearly, you hadn’t realized just how thick he was, and now you’re tearing up and pouting while sat on his cock. He shushes you sweetly, stroking your cheek and rubbing your clit, enamored by the adorable picture you make. Soon enough, the sting fades, and you start riding him like your life depends on it. He plays with your tits the whole time, sucking and licking your nipples, his hands on your hips guiding your movements.
When he comes, it’s pure ecstasy. He’s never felt this good before, not even with his ex-wife. He knows then that he wants to keep you—and he can only hope that his seed filling your sweet pussy takes root deep in your womb.
Silly you forgot to put a condom on him, and of course, he didn’t see any reason to remind you. You sigh when you realize, and mutter something about getting the morning after pill. His grip tightens on your hips for a second, but he forces himself to relax. It’s only eighty percent effective, he tells himself. There’s still a chance.
You meet Ghost next. You see him at the bar, all broad shoulders, bulky muscles, and towering height. But what makes you throw caution to the wind is the mask. You sidle on up to him, give him your signature sweet smile when he looks you up and down, and don’t let it phase you when he just grunts in reply to your greeting. It takes longer than it usually would to get Ghost back to your apartment—most guys are raring to go once you give them the signal—but after a few gentle touches, one long winded ramble about a topic you’re passionate about, and a couple shots, he gets that familiar look of want in his dark eyes, and you know you’ve got him, hook, line, and sinker.
You don’t expect him to be a gentleman, but he insists on making you come on his fingers before he even takes his clothes off. It’s actually really fucking hot, and you’re even more eager than usual to return the favor. You sink down to your knees to try and suck him off, but he effortlessly hoists you back up and tosses you onto the bed, slowly undoing his belt and pulling it off. You spread your legs wide for him and bite your lip, half hoping he’ll snap the belt against your cunt or bind your wrists with it. Instead, he tosses it aside, opens up his fly, rolls on the condom, and presses inside you. He’s fucking massive, and you grasp one of his hands in yours as you whimper and whine through the stretch. He goes slow, at least until you’re adjusted—and then he’s obeying your demands as you order him to give it to you harder, faster, more, more, more.
Ghost has to keep stopping and just to grind into you, because the way your tits bounce as he rails you, the sounds you’re making, and the tight, hot, wet grip of your pussy is too fucking much. He’s never been one for hookups really, hasn’t fucked anyone in ages, but there was something about you. Pretty face, beautiful body, and clearly into him, even with the mask—it’s not something he experiences often. He’s struck with the sudden urge to pull off the mask and kiss your lips, swallow every gorgeous gasp and moan you let out—but he can’t, won’t, so instead he buries his face in your neck, panting harshly as he thrusts into you, hard and fast, just like you’re begging for.
When it’s over, and he’s filled the condom with a frankly concerning amount of come, he stays buried deep in your pussy, with you pinned beneath him, his face still tucked into your neck. He doesn’t want to move, and the fact that you seem content to let him stay like that only makes him want you more.
When you finally shift like you want to get up, he has to fight the overwhelming urge to just ignore you. Instead, he finally pulls out of you and sits up, letting his eyes rove every inch of you as he does up his trousers. That little smile you give him makes his heart stutter, and he's torn between fleeing and begging you to let him stay.
You make the decision for him, thanking him for a great fuck and asking him if he needs you to call him an Uber.
Pride stinging and chest aching, Ghost walks back to the barracks.
Soap’s a stray dog that just wants a forever home. A handsome, lonely, loveable, eager mutt. So when he’s pounding into you in the back seat of your car because he was too excited to wait till you got back to your place, moaning and grunting and whining like the puppy he is, the words just slip out.
“Want ye, want ye tae be mine, please bonnie, want ye all fer myself.”
You coo at him, finding how pussy drunk he is adorable, and thread your fingers through his mohawk to pull him in for a kiss. He groans into your mouth as he comes, humping you through the aftershocks of his orgasm. You giggle, pulling back to nibble at his stubbled jaw as he pants in your ear.
“So?” He asks, voice wrecked but hopeful, and you feel a little bad when you realize his words weren’t just dirty talk. “What aboot it, lamb? Will ye be mine?”
“My pussy that good?” You tease him, trying to let him down easily. You can tell he realizes, his eyes tightening just a little in disappointment before his expression smooths back over into the cocky one he’d charmed his way into your pants with.
“Best I’ve ever had,” he answers, and you can hear the truth of it in his voice, even as he winks at you, holding up a two fingered salute. “Scot’s honor.”
“Pretty sure it’s scout’s honor,” you correct him, but he just smirks and shakes his head.
“Nah,” he says. “Scot’s honor is better. We’re a loyal bunch.”
And Christ, but he’d be a loyal dog to you, if only you’d keep him.
kickinh my feet i want them all to myself>:(
sometimes life puts you in the same situation again to see if you’re still a dumbass
some of y’all bout to be real mad at me. but it must be said. some of the shit u call corny/cringy is actually just genuine/cute/sweet and y’all r just afraid of expressing any type of positive emotion
the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt
ppl who dont use chatgpt r superior idcidc