Found several packs' worth of pokemon cards strewn across a target parking lot and took a pic to show my friends without realizing how much my outfit elevated the scene to "aftermath of a wizard duel"

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

Re: the popular questions

Yo moma so stupid she DRACULA'S AMULET ATTACK 🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛📿📿🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛📿📿🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛📿📿📿🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛📿📿📿🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛📿🇧🇷🇧🇷🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛

Any game can be cozy if you believe hard enough.

Me living the soft girl life in GTA, driving my Pegassi Toros to the hair salon then going on a clothes shopping spree and ending the day in my expensive apartment in my pjs watching TV and drinking wine.

went to the nurse and i was like i need a period product. and they go. we are in the male ward. and I'm like i have a uterus. and they process it so slowly and they're like. do. do. you want a yorkie bar. will this help with the gender dysphoria. and i'm like ...you know what. sure.

context for all my non-UK followers.

people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them

my dearly beloved mutual you cant just leave this in the tags

While exploring a vast and inscrutable city which seems to predate life on earth I am gently picked up by something incomprehensible with the higher-dimensional equivalent of a cup and piece of paper, then lovingly set outside in my natural habitat. Unfortunately the being exists outside of time and can't really tell human cities apart from one another so I appear without warning in ancient sumer.

Concepts like sex magic and fertility deities in fantasy are actually really interesting to me as a person with a lot of interest in anthropology and mythology like Yes I am curious about the weird sex that elves have but its pretty much exclusively explored by authors who are Weird Horny Dudes and forget about putting that stuff into a d&d campaign

Oh we’re talking about sex in fantasy settings are we?

Oh, famed fantasy author Ed Greenwood! So good to see you, we're having our panel down here in my wine cellar,

WAIT I HAVEN’T FINISHED TELLING YOU HOW THE DROW MATRIARCHS DISCIPLINE THEIR UNRULY MALE CONSORTS

It's come to my attention that Ed Greenwood has seen this post and thought it was kinda funny. Not sure what to do with this information

She was right

the intelligent and sensitive pervert would like to message you

stop he/himming the intelligent and sensitive pervert

the intelligent and sensitive pervert doesn't want to message you anymore

hi my health has been getting increasingly worse, and my girlfriend got laid off from her last job, and hasn't been given hours at her new one despite signing a contract- so we need help paying rent on our month-to-month lease! we've been fighting for stability as disabled trans people with no families. i think we're almost there but we have to not get kicked out. goal is $725 for just rent https://www.paypal.com/pool/99SlYLqGN9 venmo: @ vladentine thank you ❤❤❤

sorry to be a kill joy but genuinely a skill issue by first world "progressives" (occasionally pretends to care about people getting killed by the Lockeed supplied military industrial complex) who will never be at the risk of facing death from that "angel of death". i personally feel severely repulsed everytime I see the name L*ckheed.

say wild shit like "oh you think saying The Muslim Slayer 7000 looks awesome is basically racism like an insane sjw?" if u want i just want to be petty about how you people can afford to stand in awe of these weapons without thinking about the destruction to your people they caused, that you can afford to not have such connections in your mind

when you see the victims of the US massacres and genocides as humans in the same level as you, its in similar vein to praising nazi ww2 machines. you could have plausibility of deniability if you really want but you still deserve a 🤨

Not to mention there's plenty of extremely impressive guns, machines, and artillery produced and used by guerilla forces/communist armies that you could indulge in. People are sooner to cream themselves over Nazi war machines than the Soviet artillery that defeated em. Why not enjoy the epic Al-Ghoul rifle manufacturing video.

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

he’s on his way

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in case you ever doubted im a megamind level genius i made this post in 2011 

if you’re so genius how come i just unloaded your Swagg.. it’s 2024 buddy

You are going to hell

Fresh out the egg with my big feet