The Spaghetti Job

fic planning be like:

Ceara Coveney in The Wheel of Time (3.01-02) as Elayne Trakand

I hope your favorite book series gets a high budget adaptation by a gay show runner who makes all the queer subtext text. Sounds impossible but it happened TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!! stream the wheel of time

the most annoying people are people who don't understand storytelling. they be like "oooo how convenient that this thing happened to the main character in the very beginning". yeah no shit. that's why the story begins here

"If this one things hadn't happened the main character wouldn't be so important" You mean the catalyst? If the catalyst of the plot didn't happen the plot wouldn't happen? Dude, that's fucking crazy. No, seriously, it's so crazy that in the book "What Happens After The Catalyst" the catalyst is the only reason the story takes place.

Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

Some of you guys don't even realise I don't mean setting a CD on fire

fic planning be like:

i could never be hannibal lecter because i hate lying theyd be like and whats for dinner hannibal and id be like it's beef SORRRYYYYY its actually a guy who i killed and cooked up 😬 are you mad at meee and theyd say no hannibal you told the truth and thats what matters and then we'd all hug

The Hawthornen sword, a two handed sword with four quillions and carved tusk hilt, Scotland, late 16th century

from The National Museum of Scotland

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there