big bang theory is awful for obvious reasons but honestly shout out to them for inventing “bazinga” so i have a word i can drop into any conversation for a one-hit kill

“Bazinga” and “everypony” are the closest we will get to real-world dragon shouts.

Bro last night was a Riverdale AMV

pt: source (link), pink lolita fashion dress. end pt.

when i was 6 my phone had a button to call the Elephant

Teapot maid by (しば) kabenianaippai

Teapot maid by (しば) kabenianaippai

what are they doing to my pizza ?

At least we have jacking off

Noooooo fuck god noo

@sweatermuppet in the wild in chicago :)

Love some miserable Elon in the morning

normally stuff like this feels performative because anyone can talk shit online to someone and most normal people would just ignore it and block you but in this instance its the funniest thing in the world because you know for a fact its getting to him

even the bloated miller wants him dead

tumblr i am literally begging you to let me reblog your shitpost ads

talking abt the wolf kids on a grander character scheme; i just KNOW that sam n salem's couple arguments after the whole wolf thing (bcuz ofc they continued dating despite salem cheating on him who do u think they r?) must've gotten even crazierrrrr lol. bcuz then she could throw it in his face like "well then i'll just go back 2 my side dude 😘" OMGGGG i wish i was a fly on the wall 4 those hypothetical arguments

a world without trans people has never existed and never will

prints

NOT TO BRAG OR ANYTHING BUT JOHN FUCKING DARNIELLE MR. THE MOUNTAIN GOATS HIMSELF JUST SHARED THIS ON BSKY AND SAID IT WAS GREAT AND LOVELY WORK. WHAT IF I DIED

@kennybunny

• "Overdraft' Waistcoat.

Date: 1967

Designer: Mary Quant; Made by: Steinberg and Sons; Made for: Ginger Group

Place of origin: London

Medium: Wool, Acetate