all fanfiction is funnier and sexier and vastly better-written when you read it at three in the morning, in the dark, lying on your side, tucked into bed, with screen rotate turned off. that’s just how it works. that’s just facts.
Bless @eva_calvani for this angle. HT @melk917 for this find.
still not over that robber calling matt oliver twist
even hes like "a blind irish orphan lawyer with a catholic martyr complex? isnt that a bit much?"
and he doesnt even know about the "magic ninja vigilante and also a slut" part. matthew murdock: character of all time
let’s not forget when the irish robber said “jesus wept” when matt revealed he was an orphan
