whatever (renders to 240p because i don’t feel like being 1080p today)

Noch mehr sketches, weil warum nicht

Can Grian stop being such an excellent poet so fucking casually

[ID: Instagram. Under a 2022 post by Fontaines D.C. guitarist Conner Curley, which is a picture of himself, Grian Chatten, Fontaines D.C. singer and resident poet, commented, “would bring tear 2 a stone”.]

We gotta stop aiming for unique and interesting baby names we gotta start naming every single infant straight-shot middle-of-the-road ass popular common unisex names like Alex and Sam. By the end of 2031 I wanna see 100% of kindergarten children named either Alex or Sam and you know what, let’s make ‘em all Smiths and Johnsons, too. In an age of digital tracking give your baby the gift of total functional anonymity within the panopticon

If Elon Musk owned Tumblr he would nuke your blog for this.

And I would die with honour at the hands of a fool

unpopular opinion but i think a ship that's not canon but both halves are canonically insane about each other is infinitely better than a ship that's canon and boring

Drehorte Tatort #1300 Messer

Heinzi sitzt immer noch in der Justizanstalt Simmering. Zumindest die Außenaufnahmen sind wieder direkt vor Ort passiert. Ja, so sieht ein richtiger Österreichischer Hefn aus. Wobei Bibi hier nicht den Haupteingang benutzt, sondern den in der Brühlgasse.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/GNyuJa83j13kYUpx5

once you start saying shit like "yayy" "yippee" and "hehe" theres no going back

The creature reading this

I just don’t get it. How can our society act so goddamned normal about seahorses. How can anybody so casually accept that that’s a fish???

This is one of nature’s most anatomically perverse of all beasts. A FISH, like a carp or a bass or a beta is a fish, but it bent its body straight up only to bend its head permanently back down. It stretched its skull into a pipe. It tapered its tail like a lizard, specifically like a chameleon. It can also move its eyes independently by the way, you know, like a chameleon. Fun fact, it can change color to express its mood, like you know whatever does that. It doesn’t properly swim anymore. It buzzes its few remaining fins like an insect’s wings to float itself around at a snail’s pace. It lives its whole life clinging to coral branches or seaweed, which means it decided to become a “tree dweller” in an environment where gravity didn’t even matter anyway. The males get pregnant. They make noises at each other by rubbing some of their neck bones together. Every day, EVERY DAY a mated pair does a little dance and a little neck bone song so they remember which two seahorses they were. They’re a beautiful precious obscenity. Nothing so adorable ever made such a strong case against a logical creator.

They have as little skin and meat as they could get away with. Their skeleton is almost all they are.

This thing is one of the most successful hunters on the planet. Because their mouth is fused shut, except for the tip, they can create a powerful suction force in front of that one little opening in order to draw in prey. 

Lions have a 20-30% success rate on their hunts, depending on daytime and if they’re in a group. Great white sharks, anywhere from 40% to 80%, depending on the size and skill of the individual. Dragonflies, which are one of the most successful terrestrial hunters, can hit about 80-85%. Seahorses? 90% success rate, sometimes more. Only a fraction of their prey escapes that powerful vacuum. They’re incredibly precise. 

If you touch them, they feel hard, because of the skeleton underneath their skin. Their tails are being studied to make coiling bridges, because of how strong that interlocked structure is. Different species range in size from over a foot long, to barely an inch. 

Behold: not just a fish, but a wildly successful predator! 

horsey

don’t forget their majestic cousins the sea dragons! these are the leafy and weedy sea dragons

and the newest seahorse family member, discovered in 2015, the ruby sea dragon ❤️

Yeah that’s when someone tried to straighten the seahorse back out and it still didn’t look right. The more they bent and mushed it in their hands to look like a fish again the worse they fucked it up until finally they just left it and walked off and hoped nobody would ask who did this

(I love them so much)

Oh, so it’s actually the ruby sea dragon on a string! Got it.

i doubt that someone hasn’t already brought them up in another reblog but anyways. don’t forget about pipefish! relatives of seahorses which are literally as physically close to a worm on a string as any real animal could get, imo

Hey..😼

spiderman 2002

i love it when you can actually feel the happiness radiating off of photos

Patons 656 Wilderness Knits Patterns, 1993

[MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Something is going down at tonight’s ritual preparations. Or maybe nothing is.

Coming soon.

Gonna be singing this (and this) all night.

If Levar Burton is hitting someone that person needs to be hit and I will hold his coat

That is the premise of an entire Leverage episode

when a mutual from one circle reblogs from a mutual in another. ?? when did you two meet