You deserve someone better. Because you, Detective, are selfless to a nauseating degree. You always put your daughter first, even though the ungrateful urchin does nothing to contribute to the rent. So… You deserve someone worthy of that grace. Someone who knows that every crime scene breaks your heart, even though you’d never admit it. Someone who actually appreciates your impossibly boring middle name, “Jane”. And more importantly, Detective, you deserve someone as good as you. Because, well, you’re special and  I’m not worth it. Yeah. You’re probably right.

Once upon a time there was a little girl named Jessica Hyde. Jessica Hyde had a daddy who was a genius scientist. Now, Jessica and her daddy were held by an evil villain named Mr. Rabbit. He made Daddy Hyde create horrible viruses, until one day a hero named Artemis broke out Jessica and her daddy. Mr. Rabbit sends his henchmen, the Harvest, after them. The Harvest kidnap daddy, so now Jessica Hyde has to save him.

Antony Starr and Dominique McElligott in The Boys season 1 bloopers

Me and Elena are just friends. Oh. Just friends? Yes. Because, see, I heard you two talking on the phone, and it sounded a little more than friends.

help me

okay i want to change my url to dominiquemcelligott (bc she’s my bae) or erinmoriarty (she’s my bae too) but idk if i should

#can we take a moment and talk about this

Are you going to sit there like an idiot doing nothing or are you going to shoot for the stars?

Space Force: Season 1

If something is going on, don’t lie to me. The only thing I can’t stand are lies. That’s the only thing you can’t stand? Lies? Fuck, you can’t stand much. Because lies are told To avoid hurting, to avoid suffering. So you don’t hurt anyone.

Elite: Season 1

Sorry I’m late, I was saving the world. You know how it is.

Ant-Man (2015) dir. Peyton Reed

Everything I think and everything I do is wrong. It all boiled down to one inevitable conclusion, I was just totally clueless.

Clueless (1995) dir. Amy Heckerling

Every queen must be made battle-ready. Every girl must prepare for war. Guard your loins. Let nothing touch. Let no man hold power over you. And when they cry out for mercy, the Morningstar must show them none. Your crown and throne await you, First Lady of Pandemonium, Maiden of Shadows, behold the Queen, Sabrina Morningstar.

Chilling Adventures of Sabrina: Part III  

Ultron can’t tell the difference between saving the world and destroying it. Where do you think he gets that from?

Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) dir. Joss Whedon

Everything I think and everything I do is wrong. It all boiled down to one inevitable conclusion, I was just totally clueless.

Clueless (1995) dir. Amy Heckerling

I’m tired of pretending. But that’s what everyone does. Not everyone. Yes, you, your friends… You’re all living lives that aren’t real. It’d be much easier if everyone told the truth. If we didn’t have any secrets. Instead of lying to the people you care about.