A Strange Stranger

sorry i really don’t like just reposting someone else’s joke but i haven’t been able to stop thinking about Yucky Stinking Tooth for weeks

i would like to be able to say that the world has been a better place ever since supernatural ended. but that is obviously not true

Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context

hey! take it easy soon, if you can. 

He lives on my desk now at my Serious Adult Job and reminds me not to stress too much.

holy shit

via @swatercolor [insta]

This is the best tag I've ever received on a post, I think

we need to start killing people

today i found out that my favorite vine has an extended version and i couldnt be happier

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this is what friendship looks like

@generalhuxisgay

this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

That is definitely its main purpose

I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.

i read this to adam and he just yelled, outraged, "THEYRE BABIES"

TRUE HATERS, SINCE DAY 1 THEY HAVENT BEEN GIVING THEM A FUCKING INCH

this is next level

20 years later. you're kermit. opening night at the muppet theater. you look up. you can't believe it. those two awful cunts from next door are here. neither of them died yet. they're going to be here, forever.

Have you ever looked closely at a car windshield?

The edge of the glass is painted where it is glued to the car but it has these small dots between the clear and painted glass.

These are there for a reason. When the sun hits the glass the painted areas and the clear areas will absorb heat at different rates. This causes the glass to expand and contract differently putting stress on the glass.

These dots help the glass to warm up more evenly over a larger area so the glass does not suffer stress that could cause it to spontaneously explode.

Fun fact: the Tesla cybertruck doesn’t have these.

Yes, the glass will spontaneously crack or explode in the sun.