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Be Inexcusably Yourself

@kithpendragon

they/them | aromantic

About this blog

Visit my side blog, @kithcrafts, to see my hoby related stuff. Currently I mostly paint miniatures (I'm trying to do about one per week), and I'll occasionally post art photography or linocut prints as I feel inspired. Or, for some intentional misreading of signs, see @kith-misreads-signage!

Currently Reading:

  • Tin Soldier and Soldier On [link] by @nokingsonlyfooles
  • Forging Hephaestus by Drew Hayes
  • 99% Invisible City by Roman Mars and Kurt Kohlstedt
  • Engineering in Plain Sight by Grady Hillhouse
  • ADD-Friendly Ways to Organize Your Live by Judith Kolberg & Kathleen Nadeau
  • Color and Light - A Guide for the Realist Painter by James Gurney
  • Bea Wolf by Zach Weinersmith

Join me for some Science:

Anonymous asked:

Hiiiiiiii...

So.... what do you call a broken pencil? Pointle-

Wait, no, that's not why im contacting you. I may or may not have pissed off a clown and he started saying weird things and I've been feeling funny ever since and my nose has been getting red I thought it was a cold at first but it got worst and all the doctor offered to do was put me on laugh support and i guess one of the nurses gave me your contact as a kind jester and please say you can help it's leaking into my life i cant stop i ca

Stay calm. By that I mean don’t panic and try not to laugh much.

As we all know, clowns don’t spread like a virus. That’s a harmful stereotype that we at the Office disavow by order of our iteration of the Sommers Agreement. However….

About how old are you? Mid-20s? Humor me: did one of your parents skip meals with the family? Have a job they didn’t like talking about? Always made you laugh?

It’s April first, you know. That’s going to cause some serious problems for folks with, uh. Mixed classification. Think of it like a full moon that comes once a year.

Again, stay calm. This is something that your parents really should have warned you about, but it’s not the first time I’ve had to take over that task. This is going to be a big life change, but it’s not all bad. The clans throw a big gala on April Fools every year. I’ve been a few times, they don’t usually invite….y’know. But you’ll be welcome!

Head to the nearest circus. They’ll take care of you. They’re required to.

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i cant belive that you of all people are at risk of homelessness >:(

homelessness isnt a problem that should exist in general, but you, specifically, should have like a million dollars from the star trek novels alone

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(chuckle) Wouldn't that be lovely! (And it's kind of you to be thinking that way.)

But alas, that's not how it works.

When you're working in/for other licensed universes—which is always on a work-for-hire basis—the only really significant payment(s) you're likely to see will happen when you've turned in a given book and it's been formally accepted. And even then, the payment's rarely going to be higher than low-to-mid five figures... which (after your literary agent gets their cut, and after your taxes on the income get paid) won't take you very far even in a single year, let alone the years that follow.

If you're very lucky in your publisher, or have a very good agent—which I do—you may even manage to get some royalties on such a novel. But they'll be at the low end of the scale—maybe 2-3% of the cover price. (Bearing in mind that even for original novels in one's own universe, an author rarely gets more than 8-10% of a given book's cover price in royalties.) And when the book goes out of print, the royalties stop.

So just because the owner of the IP makes a lot of money off it, doesn't mean that any significant amount of it necessarily trickles down to the writer. (sigh) Nor does the fact that a book is good, or the writer is good, or both, make any significant difference to this kind of mathematics. Eventually, pretty much inevitably, sooner or later sales of a book drop off and the publisher lets it go out of print.

(shrug) It's not like I didn't know this was eventually going to happen when I wrote my Star Trek work. I did that because I loved Trek (and still do), and I was sure I could write a better Trek novel than anyone else had up until that point. (And maybe that was even true. Who knows.) To have done the work was the thing that primarily mattered.

But let this be a reminder to folks that only a low percentage of writers make enough from their writing alone to live on: and that something like 90% of writers live at or near the poverty line and sometimes slip below it. ...And for all of us, even for strong writers who seem moderately successful and have other income streams, bare patches happen: times when publishers don't pay (for example, I still haven't been paid anything for Disney/Marvel's reissue of my Spider-Man books), times when you can't work, or times when accident or illness or other unexpected circumstance eats the cash you've stashed away to serve as a cushion.

This is not a safe lifestyle. With talent and luck and endless slogging away at/over the writing mechanism of your choice, and with the support of your readers (who I'm very much thinking of at the moment!—and thanks again to the Ebooks Direct customers and Ko-Fi friends who just now saved our butts), it can be survived. Which, from day to day, @petermorwood and I do our best to keep on doing.

...In any case: people who even at this end of time can say things such as you did at the top of this, make me feel like about a million dollars. 🙂 (And since I have both an upper respiratory infection and laryngitis today, that's quite a trick!) ...So thanks.

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HE BROKE THE RECORD

Senator Cory Booker just broke the all-time record for the longest Senate floor speech, speaking for over 24 hours without a pause (no food, no bathroom breaks, only water to drink) as a protest against Trump and Musk and what they're doing.

The previous record was set in 1957, when Strom Thurmond spoke for 24 hours and 18 minutes protesting the Civil Rights Act.

Senator Booker has blown past that record, currently at 25 hours and still speaking as of 8 pm local time. Respect.

Have you ever looked closely at a car windshield?

The edge of the glass is painted where it is glued to the car but it has these small dots between the clear and painted glass.

These are there for a reason. When the sun hits the glass the painted areas and the clear areas will absorb heat at different rates. This causes the glass to expand and contract differently putting stress on the glass.

These dots help the glass to warm up more evenly over a larger area so the glass does not suffer stress that could cause it to spontaneously explode.

Fun fact: the Tesla cybertruck doesn’t have these.

Yes, the glass will spontaneously crack or explode in the sun.

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Specifically, to “swash a buckler” referred to the act of pounding a buckler (small shield) against one’s own chest as a sort of macho display.

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gxth-jxck

What about fuckface?

Ignoring the joke (sorry), that IS a curious one because! Any of the compound words mentioned above would, if switched from exocentric to reg compound, have the boring-ass -er ending and the noun positions would trade places, right? I.e. thriftspender, pocketpicker etc. The meaning remains the same.

So fuckface would turn into Facefucker. Buuuut. That changes the meaning entirely! It implies that the target… let’s call him Wulfric, is a fucker of faces. However og Fuckface means Wulfric’s face is the face in need of a thorough fucking, and definitely on the receiving end. Poor (lucky?) Wulfric. So would that still make it a true exocentric compound noun? Since it doesn’t keep its meaning? SO FASCINATING!!!

As an aside, the German word for Fuckface is Backpfeifengesicht, meaning a face in need of a slapping. While less severe, it’s endlessly more delightful and pleasing to say.

Carry on.

official linguistics post

In Escape from Boston (sequel to escape from NY and escape from LA) (goncharov) snake is trans (still snake) and when anyone says "I thought you were dead" she says "he is, I'm not"

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no-better-time

Would you still love me if I was a socially awkward bell pepper?

Would you still love me

if I was a socially

awkward bell pepper?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

I'm so proud of Senator Booker (and his staff) for breaking the longest filibuster record by speaking for people's rights for over 24 hours, not only because I support his message but because the record he broke was Strom Thurmond's filibuster against civil rights in 1957. The fact that a person of color broke a record held by a racist man by speaking on caring for all people

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

This is all too common a difficulty (even among neurotypical folks!), and we should be teaching solutions to it as early as possible in the public school systems. Here's one solution that works really well for many people.

Decisions Pro Tip

The most difficult choices tend to be the ones with the lowest stakes. Higher stakes choices tend to have obvious downsides to the wrong answer[1].

e.g. Which flavor of ice cream? This is a Low Stakes decision[2]. Really, there's almost literally no stakes here at all. You're stressing out over optimizing the experience of eating ice cream. Tell me, have you ever had a Bad flavor of ice cream? Isn't the point to hang out with your friends anyway? Are you even going to taste most of that ice cream? But at the same time, there's just SO MANY amazing ice creams to try, right? And you'll definitely taste the first spoonful, won't you? And you love your friends and want to have the Best Possible Friends-Together Experience (tm) with them! UGH!!

One excellent solution is...

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