oh give me a home where the dirt is good loam

Hey everyone! My Violin Teacher has just put up her first ever how to video for crochet! Give it a look!

The best part of waking up

"Richard Nixon" is now my new favorite swear that isnt a swear

Fiyero Failed Flirting Attempt #17: I finally gave Elphaba the romantic poem I wrote her, she returned it with edits and said I’d probably get a B+.

In hindsight, I really should have put her name in it.

Addtl. Note: I never got a grade that high in Poetry before. Feldspur says maybe she graded me a curve because of feelings? So either she likes me or my poetry is improving?

Ideas for Attempt #18:

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS THE TONED DOWN VERSION?!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😭😭

SOURCE

Movie Shadow might be my favourite portrayal of the character of all time. He is so fucking refreshing. Pre- and post-accident, Shadow is just a young kid trying to figure himself out. He isn’t needlessly edgy. He isn’t cold as a stone. He isn’t even all that mean. He is emotional in that he isn’t afraid to show emotion.

Genuine breath of fresh air for which I have the highest praise

my 6yo piano student: did you KNOW that girls can marry girls and BOYS can marry boys? But they can’t do that romantic dance together when one has a rose in their mouth, because only boys can play the guitar :(

me: 👁️👄👁️well actually, girls can definitely play guitar??

6yo: WAIT REALLY?? :O

it was honestly so fucking adorable because she was SO excited to impart with me the news that gay marriage exists, but then instantly heartbroken that wlw couples were robbed of all romance as they couldn’t possibly do the flamenco together

Child has their priorities down SOLID

Big jump

Chair Stop-Motion 🪑💨 Made with 444 pictures taken over 10 days

Learn from me: https://kevinparry.tv/learn

Studio view of the chair stop-motion. Gives you an idea of how I have to think about it compared to what the camera is seeing.

Learn from me: https://kevinparry.tv/learn

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

Please, how do you know this?

quicksand does not have any hands

Dancing Through Life is stuck in my head, again 🤣

Enjoy these gifs saved on my phone too 😝😘(all credit to the OG maker)

Today the sky looked like straight from a van gogh painting

we almost got away, we cut it close

Tip: You can keep just about any guy in a little bottle on your bookshelf

NOT dudes though, dudes are semi-aquatic and need active tides for surfing or they turn into incels

If you have a proper little gentleman he can be free range indoors unless you have a teacup dragon (they are natural competitors for an ecological niche and don’t get along)

It’s illegal to keep A Man in your house (that’s kidnapping)

Hey what about a strange little fellow?

A strange little fellow belongs on the moors, howling with the winds and roaming about (free-range), but in a pinch, they can BRIEFLY occupy an attic or laboratory

This is the rule making and information rich content that I come on this site for

Elphaba: oh oz oh oz, I just put everyone in the classroom to sleep. what do I do? what do I do???

Fiyero, who took one look at his passed out classmates and immediately decided it was time to commit several felonies: idk what YOU’RE doing but I’M kidnapping this baby and sneaking him across the border. viva resistance.

I strongly doubt that Elphaba would have thought to scoop up the lion cub if Fiyero hadn't done so

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