"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."

Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?

GLaDOS is absolutely a type of princess.

Teto Gyaru

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Im sorry to the slime enjoyers but its silicone

POV (penis of view)

Achievement Unlocked:

Not Quite What I'd Hoped

Get your meat sucked

my necklace? yeah it’s a collar bomb actually.. BUT DONT WORRY it only detonates when it detects extreme arousal… and heh.. I don’t think you have to worry about that since you aren’t shaped like a busty airplane

playing hard to want

my friends r so talented. rb if ur friends are talented

[burns myself on the stove but I develop a fetish for it immediately so im fine]

ohhh I’m so sleepy you’ll have to rip me apart with your bare hands

on it boss! *breaks alllllll of my fingers trying to pull you apart* bad news boss.

my weakest homonculus you have failed nme yet again

briefly thought discord had added an "initiate duel" button

Teto Gyaru

tiktok is so funny a video will say "tell me your most unhinged fave fanfic tags in the comments" and ppl will be like "omg dont hate me but....dacryphilia 🫣" girl first of all men crying gets everyone hard Second of all

will you love him?? 🥺 will you buy. hats.

is that a war in your pocket or are you just happy to see me