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SpookyB!tch♡

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I write stuff dm me for requests, i'm needy and unloved ♱HAZBIN FANS DNI♱
Welcome to my Blog!

My name is Ren and I mostly write for Diabolik Lovers. However I'd like to post other content than just fan-fiction, so stay tuned for regularly depressing updates.

Things I don't write for:

  • Rape/noncon
  • Incest
  • Pedophilia
  • Shota/lolicon
  • Raw smut
  • Aging up characters to sexualize them
  • Proships

Things I do write for:

  • Gore
  • Characters affected by trauma
  • Toxic ships/toxic dynamics
  • Fluff
  • Headcanons
  • Short stories CLOSED FOR NOW
  • Reader inserts
  • Character x character
  • Lgbtq+
  • Sexual implications
  • Character assessment/analysis
  • Mental health issues
  • Generally darker topics
  • Matchups CLOSED FOR NOW!!

Side note - I won't be writing for mukamis/tsukinamis/kino as yet. I don't believe I understand their characters well enough to write on their behalf. However, if anyone has sources I can read up on to better understand them, please send it! Tysm <3

Criticism is always appreciated!

Ask box is currently: Open

Guys I have 1 minute until my six hour long barista job which I'll be honest, isn't bad at all but I'm struggling with stupid ADHD and earlier I watched DL on crack so my mind is continuously referencing anything remotely memeable as DL characters, and rn Ayato is the loud ass blender we have and Reiji is the perfect temperature on the A.C

Guys that fratboy Ayayuma post had me thinking. I'll put a quick tw for semi nsfw cause it's about to get freaky👅👅

Imagine they're having game night at the frat house and obviously the guys would have invited some girls over and they're all sitting in a circle, Yuma's on the opposite side of Ayato so they could both cheat and spin the bottle when no one's looking while the other person would cause a distraction.

After a couple drunken kisses, the nose of the glass bottle finally lands in the direction of Yuma. For a minute he's glad, because all night Ayato's been the one that got to cop a feel and he'd been left out. He meekly applies some apple flavoured lip balm and quickly puts it away, looking around expectantly.

However the only thing that's returned are hushed giggles and judgemental stares. He looks around confused, bellowing out for everyone to shut the hell up and to calm down. He asks who it was that spun the bottle and sees one of his mutual friends grab Ayato by his shoulders and shake him.

Ayato looks at him bashfully, a drunken haze glossing over his eyes, that look sunken with alcohol. Yuma rolls his eyes and scratches the back of his head before avoiding eye contact. Of course the minute he actually got some action it would be with this guy.

Ayato getting frustrated with the name calling and jesting from his peers, grabs Yuma's face with his both hands before hastily smashing his lips together. He pulls away with a 'smooch' sound and was crowned champion of spin the bottle while Yuma was left starstruck.

Anyways, needless to say, it came as a surprise when one of their housemates found them making out in the front seat of Ayato's car in the middle of the night, Ayato on top of Yuma as Yuma's hand grips the side of his waist, essentially pinning him down to his lap.

FRAT BOY AYATO SAKAMAKI HEADCANONS (ft. frat boy Yuma)

warnings: some nsfw. mention of alcohol, drugs, and spiking.

  • got accepted into university with bare minimum grades but what really got him in is basketball scholarships and dad's money/connections
  • now this is a very important detail. he wears a backwards hat and he has a tongue piercing
  • one of his frat's traditions is having girls take polaroid pictures of their tits and they hang them up on a wall in the frat house. whoever is voted best tits by the frat is the fraternity sweetheart for that year
  • dorm roommate is Yuma
  • Ayato is definitely the messy roommate and Yuma is more responsible with the cleaning. like there are several times Yuma has to sit him down and be like "alright bro listen i'm glad you're getting bitches but can you please stop leaving used condoms on the floor"
  • and whenever Yuma is on his ass again about his poor housekeeping he'll text you and be like "yo wanna come over? my roommate's being a buzzkill rn but i'll kick him out" just to annoy Yuma and because he's horny
  • and oh yeah there are many times he's had to kick yuma out just bc he wanted to fuck (and vice versa lol)
  • he becomes more of a whore than he already is when he gets to college like it's normal for him to not remember the name of a girl he's fucked last night
  • does not take his first 1-2 years of university seriously. all that matters is that he fucking finally has a taste of freedom and he loves the college experience
  • he spends those years partying and getting shitfaced like there are so many times he shows up to his 8 AM classes with a hangover
  • would experiment with every party drug ever
  • is very competitive at drinking games especially beer pong
  • at parties he probably spikes girls' drinks or takes advantage of them when they're drunk tbh
  • JUMPS OFF THE ROOF INTO THE POOL AT PARTIES EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. he just loves the attention and people hyping him up
  • probably does stupid shit at parties like throwing a bathtub out the window
  • he and Yuma shotgun or chug beer at parties and they peer pressure Subaru to drink more than he can handle (poor Subaru)
  • Yuma usually has more control of his alcohol intake at parties and the next day he has to be the one taking care of Ayato whenever he has a hangover
  • like sometimes Ayato accidentally skips his morning classes bc he's still asleep in the dorm recovering from a hangover and Yuma has to burst in and be like "oi! wake the fuck up man"
  • he and Yuma are gym rats. other than the basketball court and parties he can also be found at the campus's gym a lot
  • he loves chill carti songs. like i can imagine one of the best memories you'd have with him is going on a night drive with him and his friends and while you're in the backseat with him he's teaching you how to hit a bong for the first time while this song is playing and he makes fun of you for being inexperienced with things like smoking but omg you feel butterflies and you just wanna kiss him. DO YOU SEE THE VISION
  • other times you accidentally get high bc he keeps blowing smoke at your face and he teaches you how to inhale by blowing the smoke in your mouth before kissing you so you don't cough it out (literally got this hc from twitter oomf)
  • around his 3rd year or so is when the academics start getting harder and that's when he has to start settling down with all the parties if he doesn't wanna get kicked off the basketball team for having poor grades. he's like "shit i fr gotta lock in right now" and becomes more responsible and starts taking his future more seriously
  • but bc he never learned to develop good study habits during his first 2 years he never gets enough sleep and he starts getting addicted to energy drinks from constantly having to pull all-nighters to study (i'm in the same situation as a junior in uni right now so i get him aw)
  • he also can't focus on studying unless you're with him or unless you're in his bed bc your presence is just comforting to him for some reason?? and bc he just CANNOT stand silence like he needs someone to talk to or else he'll go crazy
  • there are many times he gets warned that he could get kicked off the basketball team bc of his grades slipping but somehow and some way he always gets back up and does better bc he can do anything he puts his mind to <3

RAHHHHHHHHH DELICIOUS GIVE ME 50 MORE

Screaming rn because I just realized that the boys are supposed to only feed off of humans, not form emotional bonds with them. Yes I know this is obvious but guys they all get super jelly when thinking about how other guys drank from Yui.

This tells me two things, that

1. Whether or not they realize it, they obviously view Yui in a higher light than just prey, possibly even close to other vampires since bloodsucking can be seen as a form of cheating when you're already exchanging the act with a current partner and

2. They're all one million percent capable of deeper love and understanding because how often do you fall head over heels with a piece of fried chicken??

Anonymous asked:

Can we ask about what sakamakis find out that their s/o is addicted to drugs?

From author: not sure if you meant which s boy/s would figure out if their s/o was addicted to drugs and how they would react to it, but that's how I interpreted it sorry ಥ_ಥ
Sakamaki brothers reacting to their s/o on drugs

Shu- "You're actually into this sort of thing?- ah, what am I even saying, it's designed to keep you weak minded mortals attached right? It's disgusting so figure out a way to quit, or I will."

Laito- I assumed you were above this sort of low level cash grab little bitch, but I guess I was wrong. I suppose... I'm not one to judge, it's your high after all. But that doesn't mean I'll just excuse this sort of thing, get rid of it. All of it.

Reiji- What a disgusting excuse of prey you've become! Your flavour is absolutely vile beyond say, I'll have to consider this sort of thing a punishable offense. However, the time for that isn't now. I'll start working on a serum to hopefully reduce any ill changes done to your body... And perhaps we can formally talk about all this over some tea, if you're willing to join of course.

Author's note: Technically speaking, all the boys would immediately know because of the smell and taste of your blood, but these are the characters that would pick up on it first and not well, torture you for it I guess. (Excluding Subaru because he'd get like an anxiety attack and think it's his fault)

No thoughts just Catholic church boy Yuma running away to gay vampire Shu in the forest after his parents beat him for not praying again

Broke back mountain who??

Also I really wanna make a coquette joke but someone lowkey edit Yuma to that one song

THIS ONE OMG

Everyone's always like Yui would be coquette this, Yui would be coquette that, NO.

I say, Yuma mukami is the picture perfect epitome for the American dream, he has all the D you'll ever need in Howdy pardner

Guys look tell me u guys see it

I'm going insane it's official, someone just plz draw him the way he was born to be drawn

Anonymous asked:

frat boy ayato headcanons?

Ayato Sakamaki frat boy headcanons ♛┈⛧┈┈•༶♛┈⛧┈┈•༶
From author: you have no idea the smile that came on my face from this req

Under cut for hcs!

Guys I added more hcs bc I felt like we needed more 🙏🏽🙏🏽

Anonymous asked:

question about your DNI, I watched Hazbin and enjoyed it but I’m not apart of the fandom, and am a casual viewer, is it still alright to interact? If no, I’ll leave you alone. Just wanted to clarify because I know the fandom tends to get pretty wild

YES LOL OMG U CAN dw about it😭😭

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It has come to my attention that people in the fandom don't understand the use of implication, so I will now break down easily as possible for people that don't believe Cordelia sexually groomed Laito. @dl-drama-cd (Tws for rape and incest)

The conversation atop is one shared between Laito and Cordelia. Take note of the background. It is a bedroom. Not the garden or the kitchen or somewhere aesthetic in the moonlight, it is a bedroom.

A bedroom is used for sleeping or as Reiji likes to call it, private activities. We all know that people who usually share a bed are relatively close in terms of relationship, it doesn't matter what kind, they just need to be close.

Cordelia shares no emotional/maternal bonds with her sons. She is often described as crass or cold. Why are her and Laito in a bedroom together if they do not share such a bond?

A bed in media is often used (with context) as a symbolism for lovers sleeping together, because that's exactly where it happens.

How do we know that something more sinister is going on than just a mother and son talking? We can figure this out based on the conversation.

Let's look at what's said between the two.

In the first image, Laito poses a question to Cordi. He asks her, without explicitly saying what "it" is, what's her reason for doing this?

This is a canon interaction between these two characters, where character 1 (Laito), is unaware of the intentions that character 2 (Cordelia) possess. Which is why he is asking her, why she is doing "this", because he does not know why this is happening to him.

Cordelia then explains, also again without directly saying anything, that she does "this" because she loves him. This is Cordelia's reasoning and answer to Laito's previous question.

That's pretty straightforward, I don't think we need a paragraph long analysis on that.

Laito, who then repeats the word, love, in a questioning manner.

Why does he do this instead of just accepting her answer as is?

Because he is simply not satisfied with such an answer. Why isn't he just accepting her word as is? We, don't yet know because once again, the context in this current conversation is not said.

Continuing, we see Cordi backing up her previous statement by saying that there is no world out there where a mother doesn't love a son, and if there is, what kind of world would it be?

She tries to explain that Laito shouldn't question her actions, but rather accept them as they are, because that's an inherent profession of love between mother and son.

Laito, in response, flatly says that a world without love between mother and child, is the one that they live in.

In other words, Laito does not accept that "this" is what paternal love truly is. He believes that his mother does NOT love him, which we can easily pair up with his earlier question "Love?".

Now that we have some form of context to the character's inner thought process and what they are currently feeling, we can put together some pieces on what kind of conversation is actually going on.

At a first glance it can be assumed that a son is doubting his mother's love for him, because well, that's exactly what's happening.

But if we speculate a bit more on the background, and the given context of the conversation, we can now say that the truth of the situation lies within the more subtle clues.

Example #1.

This memory, isn't a pleasant one. This conversation has already happened and Laito is simply remembering it. You can use the images provided to reverse google search the complete scene for further proof, but as already stated, this is NOT a conversation he is very fond of.

Example #2.

The conversation that these two are having, shows us that one person is satisfied while the other isn't for whatever reason that may be. I've broken it down already so you can understand it a bit more, but feel free to once again do your own research.

Example #3.

The implication of the background. Like I've previously stated, I broke it down at the start of this post. But let me be absolutely clear and reiterate this, THE REASON THE BACKGROUND IMAGE IS HAPPENING INSIDE A BEDROOM AND NOT ANYWHERE ELSE (even though you can suck someone's blood anywhere you wanted to) IS BECAUSE THE CONTEXT LIES WITHIN THE BEDROOM ALONE. The creators didn't just randomly choose a free png of a bedroom for a conversation where a child asks a parent why they're doing something, that the child feels like diminishes the sole intent of paternal love. Context clues, matter.

Now then, I'll go on to add another image where I'll make a very short and factual analysis without hypotheticals or opinions being used.

Laito in this scene, is completely naked. He is naked and with a solemn expression on his face, thinking about his mother pleasuring him. He is also reminiscent on the words his mother has told him, that being "I love you, Laito".

Cordelia then says that "That kind of thing is just something given in exchange" when the words I love you, are said. Laito, once again, admits that he was being pleasured while thinking of his mother. [End analysis]

We can speculate that since he is thinking of his mother and pleasure at the same time, she is the one who is giving it to him.

Why do I think this? Because he is completely naked, his only thoughts being his mother's voice. That being said, we can now say that what is being "given in exchange" in Cordelia's words, after saying I love you (or perhaps vice versa, where I love you comes first) is pleasure.

I have a couple of links here we can make with these couple of images alone.

In the first part, we see them talking in a bedroom and the conversation eventually leads to satisfaction, in terms of "once I am satisfied with the outcome, there should be no question". She also references love here, as she does in the latest image I have provided.

With the context that we have now we can equate love to pleasure. And Cordelia states that she loves Laito multiple times throughout just these two scenarios.

Now, my interpretation of this is that Cordelia is clearly raping her son and using "love" as a means to mask, and more so, normalize what is happening between them. (I say normalize because Cordelia tries convincing Laito that this is what goes on between mother and son in the first conversation).

However, even if you do not share the same perspective, it is still abundantly clear that Cordelia Sakamaki, first wife of Karlheinz, daughter of King Burai of the Vibora clan, mother of Ayato Sakamaki, Kanato Sakamaki and Laito Sakamaki, is giving sexual pleasure to her son. Whether it is by bloodsucking, or by sex, or both.

She is sexually grooming Laito by giving him these sensations a mother should not be giving her child, and is committing an act of incest.

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