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!!! Disclaimer: All Incorrect Quotes Contain Y/n- other Characters are mentioned in brackets !!!

- My Hero Academia

Soap: Y/n and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Ghost: *Sighing* What did Y/n do?

Soap: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Y/n, coming into the room: Who wants a free steering wheel?

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Tamaki: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’Il wait.

Y/n: You and me!!!

Tamaki, tearing up: Okay.

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Y/n: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?

Shinsou: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

Y/n: but what's the first worst thing?

*Awkward pause*

Shinsou: Y/n, they...they weren't always orphans.

Y/n:

Y/n: oh

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Aizawa: Can you please be serious for five seconds?

Y/n: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

Y/n:

Aizawa:

Y/n:

Aizawa:

Y/n, dying: PFFFFF NO I CAN‘T- ‚M SORRRYYYY

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Y/n: I made tea.

Dabi: I don't want tea.

Y/n: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Dabi: Then why are you telling me?

Y/n: It is a conversation starter.

Dabi: That's a lousy conversation starter.

Y/n: Oh, is it? We are conversing.

Y/n: Checkmate.

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Hawks: I was arrested for being too cool.

Y/n, in a deep voice: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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Hawks: I turned out perfectly fine!

Y/n: Hawks, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Hawks: / DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

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Y/n: Hawks and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Hawks: Sentences.

Y/n: Don't interrupt me.

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Bakugou: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.

Mina: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!

Bakugou: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies' eves!!!

Y/n: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.

Bakugou: If you touch my birthday cake I'll make you eat your hands.

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Y/n: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Shinsou: Alright, what's 30×17?

Y/n: 47

Shinsou: That's not even close.

Y/n: But it was fast.

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Y/n: Hey Shinsou can I get a sip of your water?

Shinsou: It's not water.

Y/n: Vodka, I like your style!

Shinsou: It's vinegar.

Y/n: Wh-Wha-

Shinsou: It's vinegar, COWARD.

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Aizawa: I told Y/n their ears flush when they lie.

Shinsou: Why?

Aizawa: Look.

Aizawa: Hey Y/n! Do you love us?

Y/n, covering their ears: No.

Shinsou:

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Ochako: You hug people for money?!

Y/n: I can explain!

Ochako: And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!

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Aizawa, rushing: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail

Y/n and Shinsou: No it's our fault, We shouldn't've used our one phone call to prank call the police

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Deku: Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is going to be fine!

Y/n: How can you still say that?

Deku: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

Y/n: And here I was thinking I am the most delulu one…

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*Tokoyami saying some deep shit*

Y/n:

Tokoyami: Don't ask me what I'm talking about. I don't know, okay? I'm just the vessel. The message has been gifted. I've moved on.

Y/n:

Y/n: oookay

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