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my blog is just one long love letter to myself and all the people i used to be
Grandpa Fazbear sequel
As per usual, he's scaring everyone with the story about the 87 incident
good
what is it they put in the hardware store to make it smell so good
Would you look at all that stuff
We have an AI now! There's an AI! There's AI! It'll do that for you. It can do that for you in a worse way! We have AI now! AI chat bot, we got it! It can know all your information and make an AI response! Is it safe? Is it safe? We don't know. We laid off the workers focused on the safety. They were making it take longer. They were making it take longer than the 2 weeks we spent slapping this together to get our nose out ahead in the rat race. Investors love AI. Investors love when we say "Customers love AI!" Please love it. Please say you love it. It's fine if you don't. We're telling the investors you said you love it. We love it. Our whole company loves it. We laid off everyone who's been at the company for longer than 7 years. They can use AI to write their job applications. We laid off everyone who's been here longer than 5 years. This is such a company #moment 🤗. Our AI can do that for you.
AITA for realizing that my best friend is actually a ghost and not telling him because i'm worried that if he realizes he's dead he'll finally be able to accept it and fully pass on and i won't be able to hang out with him anymore?
AITA if i've been dead for a while but haven't told my best friend yet because he doesn't seem to have realized i'm a ghost and if he does i'm worried that he'll finally be able to accept it and let me go and i can't bear the thought of losing him?
AITA for killing that guy
Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh
It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be
What
Huh???
can see the pores on that thang
Mango fruits – single and halved by Ivar Leidus (Image split into parts for upload purposes)
This is so fucking funny
Absolutely love this cat. He's sherlockthecat_official on tiktok and his bit is for his fans to accuse him of the wildest shit while he stares blankly at the camera:
Bonus:
what is this from
the titanic
I FUCKING FORGOT I QUEUED THIS
For all who celebrate man’s hubris!
canceled my prime membership today
Image description, screen shot:
"What factor(s) will lead you to consider rejoining Prime?"
In the answer box reads "Guillotine Jeff Bezos live on national TV"
End description
It says factor(s), a permit to put more than one factor.
Add Guillotine Elon Musk as well
Also should've said international
what is this from
the titanic
I FUCKING FORGOT I QUEUED THIS
For all who celebrate man’s hubris!