Gi-hun: (Trying to teach Sang-woo how to relax) Okay, close your eyes and imagine you're on a beautiful beach. The sun is shining, the waves are gently lapping at the shore...
Sang-woo: (Eyes still closed, but tense) And there's probably a guy there trying to scam me with a timeshare. I need to calculate the present value of the offer and determine if it's worth the risk. Is the beach in international waters? What are the tax implications of off-shore holdings?
Gi-hun: (Sighs) Maybe try a different beach.
Sang-woo: Gi-hun, I need your help. I’ve made a terrible mistake.
Gi-hun: (Immediately alarmed) What? Did you…did you get involved in something illegal again? Did you bankrupt another company? Steal from your mother again?!
Sang-woo: (Sighs) I bought a plant. And I don’t know how to take care of it.
Gi-hun: (Blinks) ...You’re telling me that this is the life-altering crisis that requires Gi-hun's aid?
Gi-hun: You know, sometimes I wonder what would have happened if things had been different. If we hadn't ended up where we are.
Sang-woo: Probably the same thing. You'd be borrowing money from me, and I'd be regretting every financial decision I've ever made. The only difference is maybe we'd be arguing in a nicer apartment.
Gi-hun: Hey! I paid you back! …Mostly.