ASTUTE AMUSEMENT

accidentally fucking Osamu AND THEN atsumu a couple weeks later because you thought they were the same guy

you go on a date with Osamu and end up stumbling back into his bed with him. the night is good-- good enough that you're a bit surprised when you don't hear from him to following week.

so when you spot him in the same bar a couple weeks later, with freshly dyed hear and a shit eating grin, you march yourself up to him and slide right into the seat beside him.

"hey," you almost demand, "are you coming home with me tonight?"

The blonde pricks up at that, eyes bugged for a second.

"Fuck, you're bold," he says as he reaches for his keys. "Let's get out of here."

"Hate to ask, but-" He asks the next morning, as he shimmies on his pants. "What's your name?"

You deadpan for a long, long time, waiting for either an apology or a laugh.

"You know my name."

"Uh, we didn't really talk before you jumped my bones."

"Samu, come on."

Osamu's spine goes straight. He blinks, then blinks again, mouth flapping open and closed.

"Mm. Ah." He hunches over, hands on his knees as if he's taken a physical punch. His skin almost goes green- "Ah. Aaaahhhh."

Your date jams his eyes closed and dry heaves.

"What the fuck? Osamu?" You jolts out of bed.

"Fuck. Oh, fuck, I'm not Osamu." The non-Osamu keels over again. "You fucked my brother?"

Your own stomach drops. "Brother? Oh my god-"

"You thought I was Osamu?!" he says. "You didn't know he had a twin?"

Everything makes more sense. The sex last night was fucking spectacular-- but it was wild and rough in a very un-Osamu way.

"We had one date a month ago, I-"

The brother stops. He stands up, eyes comically wide. "Whoa. A month ago? I'm gonna barf."

"What. What happened?"

"What happened?" Uh--" he cocks his head likes it's obvious. "He's fucking married."

QUICKIES ! — HAIKYUU

⟡ feat. timeskip! miya atsumu, bokuto kōtarō, iwaizumi hajime, kuroo tetsurō.

⟡ warnings: 18+ content (mdni), f! reader, creampies, oral sex [m&f], cum swallowing, wall sex, public sex & exhibitionism, degradation, fingering, squirting, sex against a window, not proofread !!

⟡ xoxo, juno: my heart goes out to the neglected haikyuu fans on my blog. this is for you <3

“tsumu,” you pant, head falling back into the lockers behind you with a small thud that’s unheard over the sound of skin against skin.

you’re balancing on one jelly-like leg, back pressed into the lockers, the other leg hanging on his arm, toes curling. “oh, right there, tsumu, please,” a breathy whimper leaves your parted lips, and he angles his hips slightly, snapping his cock into you harder. each thrust punches the air out of your lungs, and atsumu knows he won’t be able to last much longer if you keep clenching like this, your pretty face scrunched with pleasure from him.

“fuck, babe— ughhh, yer so pretty like this..” he buries his face in your neck, the pace of his hips becoming unsteady and erratic as he gets closer and closer to coming undone inside you. in the not so far distance, you hear talking and laughing, but ignore it.

your pussy throbs, gummy walls sucking him deep, and he groans out your name, pressing you harder into the lockers. “mmmh, ‘m gonna cum, where d’ya—”

ONE LAST TIME, R. SUNA

sum. two months into your relationship with your current boyfriend, your ex-fwb finally sends you a voicenote to let you know exactly how he feels about it.

feat. rintaro suna

cw. ex-fwb!suna, cheating, mutual masturbation (kinda lol), jealousy, dirty talk, anal mention, pillow humping, possessiveness, degradation

wc. 1.2k

When you posted your first official pictures of you and your new boyfriend, you had expected Suna to react…negatively. You basically braced for impact the moment you hit post, but all you got from him was an Instagram notification and two texts.

sunarin liked your post.

rin ;)