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"Hello , my name is champagne mcgregor yes , I know my name is dumb Just like this channel But I was told doing these videos would be good for me To connect me to the real world now that I ve left my Job , and I was told by two people , one of them being my therapist so Who wants to hear me rant about how much I hated The hell whole I used to work at Without naming it , because I don't want to get suede"
Sound bounced around like A crazy person ( which are they aer). " Come on, people like it because News flashed your funny." She was screaming loudly." I guess I didn't need my eardrum. Just like I don't need this stupidity. " A part of me wanted to continue my negativity," but swipe walked in, smiling and staring at me and smiling in a way that instantly shut me up " Sorry, doctor but I agree.It's good for you And bonus , the world gets here , you Aggressively hate everything" I Just rolled My eyes knowing I was stuck on the tiktok app.
"I'm doing another cooking video because you guys love it. I don't know why I'm not a cook.I just like cooking" ( chat: We're sorry, angry chef") " mecc lover 69 Welcome Back you're ready to annoy me some more Ya clown, Anyway we're making Lasagn Because I wanna have some for the rest of the week" I ended the Stream with a smile staring at the Last comment (mecc lover 69: See you gorgeous) My eyes rolled , but other than that annoyance , I actually kind of enjoyed this people like watching me cook And yell so Maybe I was lucky my car broke down But after a few seconds of thinking I realised I was wrong And So I Put on my frown and my coat And walks down to Ridiculously out of the way Car garage. " Hey, welcome to sharps mecca Garage I'm benny sharp himself and your" His pause was weird It didn't sound like her question.It sounded more like he Didn't No , what to say next which when it came to me , the answer was probably nothing " dr champagne mcgregor Yes It's a stupid name , an I didn't pick it" " It ain't stupid he blurted out" Causing a confusionshon To shoot through me But I Let it go to look at my car " Well that Doctor fancy drink it is fixable But It will take a while" This is where I carelessly announced that " I don't care as long as you fix it" His smile seemed a spread across His face and looking back.I should have been scared " OK, I'll get started on that.And you can leave, or we can talk to your stories I'll start So this one time I Was in a park and I was testing something you see , I had Bet that Gofers can Breathe under water.I was wrong Which is something I learned when I kick a gofer in to the Lake" With trying to hide a smile scow On My face I Answer His story with shocked amusement Masked behind negativity " Why do I believe that" With a little giggle he Aakd his own question " Why do I find your negativity so indering" " Because you're an idiot" My answer was blunt trying to Shut Down the conversation All Though I Didn't know I was doing that " Okay it's your turn" I Grab the first story from the back of my brain , and I just went with " This
One Time , one of the other scientists an idiot one Walked into my lab messed up all My liquid dna sample And then blame me for it In a complete fit of rage , I grab the Now ruin samples Them on his face , The rash didn't go away for weeks" I was smiling at that last part And for a second I looked at him who were smiling back at me and felt nice Which I couldn't have " I think i'm gonna go" As I walked away I heard his new jersey accent Call Out from behind me " See it tomorrow Don't worry I ll still talk even If You don't Smell like Lasagn". His kindness rang in my brain and so but I decided to make a video about it.It had became my safe haven I Had only been Doing it for like a month But it was something I enjoyed Which was a sensation I didn't know I could have " Hello my car actually is Getting fixed by an absorbed Clown of a mechanic , but he good as job so What Can I say other Then dumb jokes and even dumber stories" I looked down at the comments and the Number sixty nine told me exactly who it was before I even looked at the rest of the name " I thought I was your favorite clown" A smile tugged at my lips but I forced it down although doing that was becoming harder Especially for the next weeks , when I talked to benny , more and more " And Then It hit me right in the face" He laughed Even louder at that story than the last one " champ you are Hilarious for someone who's not a clown" " And You only sometimes Say things that don't make sense" He faked Offence rammatically grabbing his chest " When Have I said something that Didn't make sense" The smile tugged at my lips again And The only thing left I had The hyde it was confusion " When we first meet You said my name wasn't weird " He Spun around to face me And for a second looking in his eyes I felt something I hadn't felt in years " Your name is Weird it's Unique odd not Just some boring name like george You're one of the kind champ" " Thanks benny I'll see you tomorrow" As I walked away, the smile slipped onto my face.I couldn't stop " See a gorgeous". I sat at Image and words spinning in my head, and the last one became louder ( Gorgeous Gorgeous Gorgeous) The next day I entered with my frown But it felt strange to me wrong " Hey champ I think afred today the car should be done It took a while but we got ther" He looked at me but I couldn't look into his eyes " And the whole time without telling me You wher mecc maker 69, I can't believe I was hangout with my heckler" he Looked Away But as I turn to leave.I felt his hand on my shoulder " I wasn't heckling You actually interested me you still do You're funny And sart And did I mention gorgeous' But I get it you're into me I guess that's where I didn't tell ya because I didn't want you to instantly leave" In the moment that one would cause stupid , but I would call perfei kiss , and we've been together ever sin And That's The story of how me and benny got together so now You mugs in the Comments can stop asking.