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@l3m0ngal5

I like writing and citrus

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"Hello , my name is champagne mcgregor yes , I know my name is dumb Just like this channel But I was told doing these videos would be good for me To connect me to the real world now that I ve left my Job , and I was told by two people , one of them being my therapist so Who wants to hear me rant about how much I hated The hell whole I used to work at Without naming it , because I don't want to get suede"

Sound bounced around like A crazy person ( which are they aer). " Come on, people like it because News flashed your funny." She was screaming loudly." I guess I didn't need my eardrum. Just like I don't need this stupidity. " A part of me wanted to continue my negativity," but swipe walked in, smiling and staring at me and smiling in a way that instantly shut me up " Sorry, doctor but I agree.It's good for you And bonus , the world gets here , you Aggressively hate everything" I Just rolled My eyes knowing I was stuck on the tiktok app.

"I'm doing another cooking video because you guys love it. I don't know why I'm not a cook.I just like cooking" ( chat: We're sorry, angry chef") " mecc lover 69 Welcome Back you're ready to annoy me some more Ya clown, Anyway we're making Lasagn Because I wanna have some for the rest of the week" I ended the Stream with a smile staring at the Last comment (mecc lover 69: See you gorgeous) My eyes rolled , but other than that annoyance , I actually kind of enjoyed this people like watching me cook And yell so Maybe I was lucky my car broke down But after a few seconds of thinking I realised I was wrong And So I Put on my frown and my coat And walks down to Ridiculously out of the way Car garage. " Hey, welcome to sharps mecca Garage I'm benny sharp himself and your" His pause was weird It didn't sound like her question.It sounded more like he Didn't No , what to say next which when it came to me , the answer was probably nothing " dr champagne mcgregor Yes It's a stupid name , an I didn't pick it" " It ain't stupid he blurted out" Causing a confusionshon To shoot through me But I Let it go to look at my car " Well that Doctor fancy drink it is fixable But It will take a while" This is where I carelessly announced that " I don't care as long as you fix it" His smile seemed a spread across His face and looking back.I should have been scared " OK, I'll get started on that.And you can leave, or we can talk to your stories I'll start So this one time I Was in a park and I was testing something you see , I had Bet that Gofers can Breathe under water.I was wrong Which is something I learned when I kick a gofer in to the Lake" With trying to hide a smile scow On My face I Answer His story with shocked amusement Masked behind negativity " Why do I believe that" With a little giggle he Aakd his own question " Why do I find your negativity so indering" " Because you're an idiot" My answer was blunt trying to Shut Down the conversation All Though I Didn't know I was doing that " Okay it's your turn" I Grab the first story from the back of my brain , and I just went with " This

One Time , one of the other scientists an idiot one Walked into my lab messed up all My liquid dna sample And then blame me for it In a complete fit of rage , I grab the Now ruin samples Them on his face , The rash didn't go away for weeks" I was smiling at that last part And for a second I looked at him who were smiling back at me and felt nice Which I couldn't have " I think i'm gonna go" As I walked away I heard his new jersey accent Call Out from behind me " See it tomorrow Don't worry I ll still talk even If You don't Smell like Lasagn". His kindness rang in my brain and so but I decided to make a video about it.It had became my safe haven I Had only been Doing it for like a month But it was something I enjoyed Which was a sensation I didn't know I could have " Hello my car actually is Getting fixed by an absorbed Clown of a mechanic , but he good as job so What Can I say other Then dumb jokes and even dumber stories" I looked down at the comments and the Number sixty nine told me exactly who it was before I even looked at the rest of the name " I thought I was your favorite clown" A smile tugged at my lips but I forced it down although doing that was becoming harder Especially for the next weeks , when I talked to benny , more and more " And Then It hit me right in the face" He laughed Even louder at that story than the last one " champ you are Hilarious for someone who's not a clown" " And You only sometimes Say things that don't make sense" He faked Offence rammatically grabbing his chest " When Have I said something that Didn't make sense" The smile tugged at my lips again And The only thing left I had The hyde it was confusion " When we first meet You said my name wasn't weird " He Spun around to face me And for a second looking in his eyes I felt something I hadn't felt in years " Your name is Weird it's Unique odd not Just some boring name like george You're one of the kind champ" " Thanks benny I'll see you tomorrow" As I walked away, the smile slipped onto my face.I couldn't stop " See a gorgeous". I sat at Image and words spinning in my head, and the last one became louder ( Gorgeous Gorgeous Gorgeous) The next day I entered with my frown But it felt strange to me wrong " Hey champ I think afred today the car should be done It took a while but we got ther" He looked at me but I couldn't look into his eyes " And the whole time without telling me You wher mecc maker 69, I can't believe I was hangout with my heckler" he Looked Away But as I turn to leave.I felt his hand on my shoulder " I wasn't heckling You actually interested me you still do You're funny And sart And did I mention gorgeous' But I get it you're into me I guess that's where I didn't tell ya because I didn't want you to instantly leave" In the moment that one would cause stupid , but I would call perfei kiss , and we've been together ever sin And That's The story of how me and benny got together so now You mugs in the Comments can stop asking.

I think I did a good job on these two. Although I do kind of think I should have made End of champagne hair more grey And that's for the mug that was no dinosaur things so I just went with one that look like a scratch mark

Heath: how do we know you're not some robot Benny bill that is going to go rogue and kill us all
Zach: I assure you I do bleed
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I can just imagine the face he's making with this

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I just came up with a head Cannon based around with very little we know of pale of the new imperium Pantheon I am going to head Cannon until I am proven otherwise that 90% of what she says is YouTube shorts/tick tock trends

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Yeah you probably not wrong

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She rizzed Tarsa’s gyat to be here, yeah she knows Tarsa has W skibidi

Tarsa:*scaring a mortal into submission*

Zeus:*growl*

Pale’s phone: *in a google translate voice* am I the A hole for kicking my entitled mother in law out

Pale: *scrolls down*

Pale’s phone: *blares annoying music*

Tarsa: ya really couldn’t wait till the end

Pale: *shrugs* you’re dragging it out

I didn't know you could have a five thousand year old ipad , child

Tarsa got phantom taxed

Pale: tarsa just lost 1000 aura points she better start looksmaxing and not forget her mewing streak

Zeus: did you understand a word of that

Anubis: *shakes head*

Pale: a while ago she ate but she lost some Ohio sigma and now she needs to stop being such a noob NPC simp or I’m calling cap

The rest of them are going to get real sick of her instantly. So Who Do you yells "If I hear The words skipity , toilet , one more time i'm going Break your phone"

Tarsa

Also Tarsa: *breaks phone*

Pale: *pulls another out her pocket*

*10 phones later*

Tarsa:*breaks phone* that has to be the last one*

Pale: not quite *pulls a MacBook out her shirt*

Tarsa: HOW

I can just imagine the pile of broken phones on the floor

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I just came up with a head Cannon based around with very little we know of pale of the new imperium Pantheon I am going to head Cannon until I am proven otherwise that 90% of what she says is YouTube shorts/tick tock trends

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Yeah you probably not wrong

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She rizzed Tarsa’s gyat to be here, yeah she knows Tarsa has W skibidi

Tarsa:*scaring a mortal into submission*

Zeus:*growl*

Pale’s phone: *in a google translate voice* am I the A hole for kicking my entitled mother in law out

Pale: *scrolls down*

Pale’s phone: *blares annoying music*

Tarsa: ya really couldn’t wait till the end

Pale: *shrugs* you’re dragging it out

I didn't know you could have a five thousand year old ipad , child

Tarsa got phantom taxed

Pale: tarsa just lost 1000 aura points she better start looksmaxing and not forget her mewing streak

Zeus: did you understand a word of that

Anubis: *shakes head*

Pale: a while ago she ate but she lost some Ohio sigma and now she needs to stop being such a noob NPC simp or I’m calling cap

The rest of them are going to get real sick of her instantly. So Who Do you yells "If I hear The words skipity , toilet , one more time i'm going Break your phone"

Avatar
Reblogged

I just came up with a head Cannon based around with very little we know of pale of the new imperium Pantheon I am going to head Cannon until I am proven otherwise that 90% of what she says is YouTube shorts/tick tock trends

Avatar

Yeah you probably not wrong

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She rizzed Tarsa’s gyat to be here, yeah she knows Tarsa has W skibidi

Tarsa:*scaring a mortal into submission*

Zeus:*growl*

Pale’s phone: *in a google translate voice* am I the A hole for kicking my entitled mother in law out

Pale: *scrolls down*

Pale’s phone: *blares annoying music*

Tarsa: ya really couldn’t wait till the end

Pale: *shrugs* you’re dragging it out

I didn't know you could have a five thousand year old ipad , child

I want to know everyone else's opinions

Or

If anyone else has any other pairings , they think this fits , tell me

Pale: did you know you talk in your sleep but who's Benny?
Champagne: he's my husband
Pale: anyways I've got all you could want hear all you could need hear just you and me here
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Oh I really don't want to adore this as much as I do.But man , is it capture and man , does it feel good with champagne

Zach: do non-binary people want to be called handsome or beautiful neither I am a handful
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Yes , you are , but in the best way possible

Because I feel like it three mvt characters that parallel notable marvel heroes

  1. Benny Sharpe=iron Man . I don't think this requires explanation we've been straight up told in Benny's first appearance that the armors he crafted are in our real world inspired by iron Man's suit
  2. Aries and Thor. I think this is just as if not more obvious both are mythological gods that join a badass superhero team with weapons based abilities for his powers are just tied to his hammer and for Aries we're told and shown in Mythel lethal that he is able to reinforce weapons and make them stronger by using one of his powers
  3. Sterling and human torch. Blonde fire based heroes who is very close with a character associated with stone need I say anymore also Sterling kind of looks like if you cross the good Mr Pearson with the human torch
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God, you're not wrong. About sterling and the rest of them Definitely fit

I just came up with a head Cannon based around with very little we know of pale of the new imperium Pantheon I am going to head Cannon until I am proven otherwise that 90% of what she says is YouTube shorts/tick tock trends

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Yeah you probably not wrong

Idea Lily having heels that make her exactly one inch taller than Broker because spite

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They sit in her wardrobe, waiting until broker really really annoys her.

I Write this later

Lilly: why would own 7-in high heels if not a show I am better than you
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Yeah, this is fitting for you.Ya little drama que

Something I somehow only just now realized is we've never really seen vasilia interacting with women most of her interactions are with men whether that be her brother Tayrun or most commonly Benny and champagne

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Yeah, she doesn't really have any female friends.I can think about it. I mean everyone in the Sharp gang is friendly with each other.But not everyone is a friend of each other

This one line I heard recently sounds very Benny to me

“I support women's rights yes but I also support women's wrongs"

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Probably standing behind One of the sharp gang Multiple strong woman Who has The angryist face imaginable

You have ever right in the world to be pissed off about this idea but it popped into my head and just makes sense to me (Methodist champagne)

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I'm not mad about it. Champagne has mentioned hell once in a way that says he believes in it, saying, And I quot" She can tell me when I get to hell So yeah I guess I can see that

Something that I think is more likely to happen with Clayton but I would prefer to have him with a new character is for zooviathan to be fused with a human and his powers given to a more interesting human character Clayton may be garbage but at least he's more intimidating and interesting then demon Barney the dinosaur

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Barner wasn't demon dude Who isn't very scary He sounds like freaking elmo , but he isn't Fury

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