It's ridiculous. I'm a talking mustache!

㋡🥀

colors of the sky.

I feel like tariffing the "entire world" is literally just functionally sanctioning yourself

Evergreen

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

...

anyways im bitches

Happy pride month to HIM

I’m literally on thr verge of tears

Yall are gonna keep laughing until Bumberchrist starts talking and Timothee Chalamet’s voice comes out

🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

40.4004260, -79.8731200

Relevant XKCD

The cruelty of racist white men.

Does anyone else remember when Elon was like "if anyone knows how to end world hunger for 6 billion USD, I'll fund it" and UNICEF was like "we're going to spend a month to make a plan to end world hunger for 6 billion USD and Elon is going to fund it" and Elon was like "actually, nah" and then bought Twitter instead?

I think that was one of the worst things I'll ever see in my life.

I still think that should be the thing for which he's the most famous. It should be brought up every time he's mentioned. In any news article, any interview, any history book. "Elon Musk, who was offered a chance to end world hunger and turned it down." Put it on his fucking gravestone.

whatever (renders to 240p because i don’t feel like being 1080p today)

americans be like i’m looking at myself in the meer

DLJDGSJHLHDKHKSHDHKD

americans be like im gonna eat an ornge

americans see a tree rodent and go 'look a skwurl'

americans be like couldj gemmie a glass uv waddr

im americans i do this

Do you think the Jack of all trades and the master of one explored each others bodies

do people know that a french ex-president (nicolas sarkozy, from 2007 to 2012) is currently wearing an electronic bracelet after he was sentenced for corruption and influence peddling? do people know? i want everyone to know 😌

and that bernard squarcini, the head of internal security (DGSI) during sarkozy's presidency, just got convicted for influence peddling and has to wear an ankle bracelet for at least two years? 😌🙏

and that marine le pen, leader of the far-right party et one of the (ex)favorites for the 2027 presidential elections, has to wear an ankle bracelet for at least two years and is ineligible for five years?? 😌🙌✨️

the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.