She’d show him a crystal strap and he’d obliviously hold it up and would be like “Wow, Kida, this is incredible! This must be thousands of years old! What is it?” And she’d be like “Yes, that is a harnessed pleasure implement.” And he’d fumble it and almost drop it and then audibly gulp and be like “A, a, a, a, what?” And she’d take it from him and be like. “For intimacy, Milo. It allows partners to share pleasure in different ways. This one belongs to the queen as a ceremonial gift.” And he’d be like “The queen??” And she’d be like “Of course. Atlantean rulers were expected to be skilled in all aspects of leadership, including pleasure. A strong bond between partners leads to a strong kingdom.” And then she’d look at him funny and be like. “You are very embarrassed. Do you not have these in America?” And he’d be like “Whaaat? No! No, I’m just—uh—just lot of history here, y’know? Lot to, um, take in.” And run the back of his head and do that dorky ass grin he does And then she’d smile evilly and be like “would you like a practical demonstration?”