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Lance the Ladybug

@laddiebug80085

do not call me a lady.

bugchrist almighty it took forever to get this gammy thing working...

hello. globe is boring as shit so i'll be spending time here occasionally.

i suppose what people do here is receive "asks." i'm curious, so send em my way and i'll answer them.

or don't. i don't care.

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OOC TIME!

• NO NSFW ASKS! i don't expect many at all but they would make me uncomfortable. JOKES are fine.

• you'll get a response from just about anything. if you don't, he probably just doesn't have an answer. or that question was answered already. 💀

• Lance doesn't always mean the rude things he says. don't take it personally.

• if the opportunity arises, he'll respond with an image.

• don't be weird. you know what kind of weird.

Anonymous asked:

where are you anyway?

..i don't know

i think he's got me locked up in here

it's so bloody dark, he could stand to at least light a candle in here...

normally i enjoy being out this late

normally i also know where i am...

Where are you rn???

i. just said i don't know.

Well what the hell are you doing in the woods this late?

oh just taking in the scenery!

what do you think

Idk with the recent events and disappearance of our friend. I don’t think going in the woods so late would be wise

I WAS LOOKING FOR HIM

...i got lost

Just try to come back safe okay. I get he’s important to us but we can’t lose more people. Hope you understand

tch, now all of a sudden you're such a kind soul

..i'm trying to retrace my steps

WHERE ARE RHET WHERE ARE THEY WHERR ARE THEY WHERW ARW RHEY FUCK FUCK FUCO FUCHK

FUCKCK!!!!

Anonymous asked:

Not trying to scare anyone, dear... I might even kidnap your gradient friend later, as I know where he is. -RT

why would you tell me? isn't the point of kidnapping someone to make sure nobody knows their whereabouts or who has taken them?

and i'm not your dear, by the way... your nicknames for me are absurd

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I’ll have you know Mr “RT”, if that even is your real name, that I am with Joe and will NOT be leaving him until you agree to leave him alone!!! We are hiding somewhere you will never find us and here is a selfie as proof!

Now you leave my friend alone you hear!!!!!

Anonymous asked:

I assure you, I call everyone the same nickname. You aren't special...

But- the thing is, there's not a point in being secretive about my kidnappings, nobody will waste their time to get to me, as I can kill them in the blink of an eye.

I'm doing this for my amusement, so I'm gladly taking Joe with me anyway...and I'll head to him now!

Toodles! -RT

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shit.

Anonymous asked:

Not trying to scare anyone, dear... I might even kidnap your gradient friend later, as I know where he is. -RT

why would you tell me? isn't the point of kidnapping someone to make sure nobody knows their whereabouts or who has taken them?

and i'm not your dear, by the way... your nicknames for me are absurd

That stupid pink ant told me off for the last time. All I was doing was going for a late night swim. I’m going to give him a piece of my mind, wish me luck!

i take back any statements i made in this post. Bugbo is an incredible beautiful genius who should never be questioned and should be allowed to do whatever he wants. i do not condone any kind of retaliation against his ways and encourage celebration for his excellence. thank you.

by that he means he got his arse kicked

Anonymous asked:

How lovely, a lizard friend to join the buffet along with the gradient fiend! -RT

quit trying to scare me

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