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@ladyswartzrot

"The world is quiet here"

When I finish this game I'm gonna hyperfixate on Higgs so much, I'm vibrating with all the energy.

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What they don’t tell you about speaking multiple languages is that your brain does not in fact have a box labeled Spanish and another one labeled German. Instead it has a box labeled “Not English” and sometimes when you’re talking or writing in one of the languages you speak it will just start pulling random words from that box.

And you conjugate verbs from one language to another or use the familiar sentence pattern for the less familiar language. The best is that you basically create a new language when you live with someone who speaks the same languages. Gossip time in public is definitely worth all the brain damage ✨

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@ladyswartzrot here are the squirrel pictures ❤

Thank you for your support and to everyone else who commented on that post. Honestly, the past few days have been a nightmare for multiple reasons, and I'm very grateful to have this little place where I can vent. Thank you for being here.

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Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up

He's mad that your results are perfect, he has to check something else to make sure you visit him more, he's in love, his love is toxic.

You're a hypocondriac, you're into it.

Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

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always reblog tumblr identification

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

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I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

almost there!

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

shoelaces. on your dash. in 2025.

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