writer in theory, shitposter in reality

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Can't believe I've made this

When you send ur fellow dark side to go harrass ur crush another side for evil orange reasons and they end up together but that sucks bc you kinda like both of them and now you just HAVE TO DATE BOTH OF THEM OHH NOOO

but my sticker buy it come on its like £1 i think maybe i forget

Beyblade heavyweight division

Images you can hear

“STUFF THAT HOLE”

sir we’re 2 sentences in

okay 👍

Dan and Phil vs the world

that one scene in hotel transmasculine where that guy shows Mavis the first sunrise she’s ever seen while making sure she doesn’t get burnt invented vampire/human romance actually like twilight could NEVER

Hotel transmasculine

The notes on this are fantastic by the way

Truly animals are some of the most numerous creatures of earth

Count em

Well first of all there's this guy

Nothing wrong with me

they call themselves cinephiles but they aren't even fucking the movies

there aren’t enough posts going around about the swedish cryptid known as the skvader which is a rabbit with pheasant wings and also a very good boy.

like this one dude just made a fake taxidermy and spread it around as a hoax for a good ass while and it lead to this really cool fantasy creature and i am genuinely dissapointed that it never gets used in anything

THE BOY

Rabbirds, by the amazing @tkingfisher/Ursula Vernon (source).  

The lack of skvaders is particularly frustrating when you realize it forms the third point of a wonderful cryptid trifecta.

You got the jackalopes, which are rabbits with antlers.

And you got the wolpertingers, which are rabbits with antlers and wings.

And then… what? Do you escalate? That’s unbalanced, those two rabbit cryptids don’t have the same number of extra things, the wolpertinger is clearly the jackalope But More.

BUT with the skvader on the other side, balance is restored. Antler rabbit, winged rabbit, winged antler rabbit. It’s a classic Venn diagram of imaginary lapine beasts, and it’s only complete if you acknowledge the fucking skvader.

Good thing Ursula’s got our back, at least.

This is a really excellent point and I applaud your advancements in Cryptid Theory.

Gentleman, if I might add:

yes you may add this

I think balance in crypdids is VERY IMPORTANT.

Siblings are always annoying (most of them)

psychic powers

stained glass snoopy at redwood empire ice arena, 2007.