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Fun thing about football right now is that there's a move called the "brotherly shove" that the Eagles do when they're very close to scoring, where the whole team puts their hands on the ass of the guy with the ball and physically propels him over the line into the endzone for the touchdown, and all the other teams' fans hate it because it's got such a ridiculously high rate of success for the Eagles and doesn't really seem to work for any other team. People are straight-up calling for this move to be banned, claiming it's "unstoppable" and gives an "unfair advantage" but it really and truly is a skill issue. The whole league hates this move because it only makes the Eagles win more often and nobody else can figure out how to do it right

Other teams are so afraid of it that they panic and do some wacky looney tunes shit to try and stop it. The refs had to come out on the field and tell the bad guys to stop doing this

because it's blatantly against the rules of football, and that if they tried it a fourth time in a row that they would just straight-up grant a free touchdown to the Eagles

The rest of the NFL: this move doesn't work for us but it always works for the eagles... how do we stop them, we've tried everything... Washington Commanders Linebacker Frankie Luvu: ...not everything... Washington Commanders Linebacker Frankie Luvu:

Barbarian I can understand, it's even the first class I chose haha. Didn't except that much of sorcerer ! And monk and wizard make sense. I thought druid or ranger would be higher . Warlock at the bottom of the stairs haha I'm not making any pact any time soon :')

Yeah that's me, wizard barbarian

Huh. Paladin wizard monk. Interesting combination 😂

the other day i started writing an office romance but i quickly remembered that i have no idea what working in an office is like

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ivan-fyodorovich

as opposed to your vast personal expertise in romance?

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