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listen i know everyone in ampho is having a terrible, no good time right now, so im really sorry for the laugh i let lose. its like phainon needed 5 different attempts to nail mydei in the 10th thoracic vertebra
The first stab just makes Mydei mad. "Deliverer, that is NOT the 10th thoracic vertebra. That is barely the 3rd. What are you doing?!"
"My best!" Phainon yells back in tears. "You know Professor Anaxa didn't teach us much about osteology!"
The next one is even worse. "HKS! That's my lumbar vertebra! You're getting even further away!"
"Stop moving around so much!" Phainon wails.
what i've been up to the past 20 minutes
HOLD ON ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️
ACTUAL CHIMERA ALERT 🚨 🚨🚨🚨
dilute black (blue) tabby and red tabby with low white spotting!!! non-dilute AND dilute markings!!!!!!! a real chimera!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling “YEARNING” and in trying to appease them I ask “FOR WHAT” but they are too small so all they can say is “YEARNING” which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively
I loved this visual so much I had to doodle it.
ratratratratrat
Thank god this is still circulating because of your wonderful art, Mandy. I needed it tonight
A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]
Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol
i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat
HE SITS
ITS BACK
OH GOD
that look when he sat tho.
“the fuck is wrong with this fuckin flower??”
Poor hummingbird is hungry and exhausted! 😔
"average man thinks about the roman empire once a day" factoid actualy just statistical error. average man thinks about the roman empire 0 times per day. ides georg, who lives on tumblr & posts over 1,000,000 posts about julius caesar on the ides of march, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
For those of you who dont get to see fireflies. Yes they are real and yes they are gentle
Fuck. I can’t believe how much I needed to see something sweet and beautiful and needless right this very moment.
Thank you. I’ll try to get it to more people in need.
Diagram of my kitten who fell asleep on my lap that i drew through tears. Pleawse. I cant get up
PSA: kittens sleep much more deeply than cats. you can usually just move them without waking them up.
reblog to save a life.