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@lavander-snakes / lavander-snakes.tumblr.com

He/They I don't really know what i am doing at all

giving us the info that dan heng uses magic for any hygienic purposes before immediately dropping his ass on the planet with a huge bathing culture was actually very funny of them

listen i know everyone in ampho is having a terrible, no good time right now, so im really sorry for the laugh i let lose. its like phainon needed 5 different attempts to nail mydei in the 10th thoracic vertebra

The first stab just makes Mydei mad. "Deliverer, that is NOT the 10th thoracic vertebra. That is barely the 3rd. What are you doing?!"

"My best!" Phainon yells back in tears. "You know Professor Anaxa didn't teach us much about osteology!"

The next one is even worse. "HKS! That's my lumbar vertebra! You're getting even further away!"

"Stop moving around so much!" Phainon wails.

oh look more Castorice/ Imbibitor Lunae parallels

"just once, I want to use these hands to give a wilted flower new life"

Not that we know what Dan Feng did with the dragon heart but he definitely did something

Super nervous to post my own art here, considering I literally never draw… like, not even kidding I never draw LMFAO

Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling “YEARNING” and in trying to appease them I ask “FOR WHAT” but they are too small so all they can say is “YEARNING” which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively

I loved this visual so much I had to doodle it.

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Thank god this is still circulating because of your wonderful art, Mandy. I needed it tonight

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gif87a-com

A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

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shinymegacrobat

Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol

i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat 

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spacelesbians

HE SITS

ITS BACK

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the-jingle-birdy

OH GOD

THE BEST POST ON THIS WEBSITE

that look when he sat tho.

“the fuck is wrong with this fuckin flower??”

"average man thinks about the roman empire once a day" factoid actualy just statistical error. average man thinks about the roman empire 0 times per day. ides georg, who lives on tumblr & posts over 1,000,000 posts about julius caesar on the ides of march, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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