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Northernlion Voice: Maybe I'm insane for this one but; one week of good sleep with three meals a day and moderate exercise. Shit kinda goes crazy.

Yeah uh sorry but we're denying you the medication that makes you regrow the hands you lost in the accident due to cancer risk.

Oh the type of cancer? Hand cancer. It's. It's significantly higher when you have hands.

Higher than for the general population of people with hands? Uhhhhhhhhh well now you're asking really complicated and sort of ideologically motivated questions.

currently cackling & wheezing after imagining a video game titled Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball

in case you need further proof re: penn & teller’s shithead basketball

scam texts aren't even trying any more. i have to pay my taxes? at latina fiesta dot co???

for everyone asking for what article this is i actually went back and found it again and you'll never guess who it's about

Guys I have something to tell you. I am president Obama

April fools who fell for it. Be honest.

reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

when jkr dies i will tag every single person who reblogged this in a post btw

me when ulfberth warbear tell me to twurl honey twurl

we have northernlion stream at home

tumblr is giving away free raybans again make sure to get yours before it too late

i’m starting a collection of things insane people do in animal crossing

ANOTHER

some of them are just so good