Pinned
I literally almost forgot to show him off
Here’s my sona that I never really use, his name is Apollo, he very scrunkly fluffy dragon
(His ref was done by my partner as well heehee)
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SILKSONG?????????????
WHERE?!?!?!
NINTENDO DIRECT THERE WAS LIKE 5 SECONDS OF IT
We did it HK fans
we won, we can finally stop using copium
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I'm howling, I know shit about the newest Snow White Disney regurgitation but I just clicked on it on iMDb and-
1.8 stars????? I didn't think that was possible. I clicked on it and-
IT'S EVEN FUCKING LOWER THAN THAT IF YOU DON'T COUNT THE OBVIOUSLY PAID-FOR 10S. Like even the other two recent disasters are higher than that!
This is where it occured to me to check something and-
IT'S RATED SIGNIFICANTLY LOWER THAN A MOVIE MADE PURPOSEFULLY TO BE AS GROSS AND HORRIBLE AS POSSIBLE. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN MANAGE THAT??????
IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN THE SEQUEL OF A SEQUEL OF A HORROR MOVIE MADE EXCLUSIVELY BECAUSE TOM CARDY MADE A SONG ABOUT IT.
I think I'm going to pirate this and watch it out of sheer morbid curiosity.
I couldn't help myself, I went on a quest to find a movie worse than this. A bit hard, because iMDb doesn't let you sort by the lowest rated 250, but I managed.
BEHOLD! The movies that managed to get a worse rating than Snow White!
Pledge this!
I actually saw this one when I was, uh, probably way too young for it. It's about Paris Hilton being a sadistic tyrant of some posh university and it includes charming scenes of her making aspiring college students eat leftover sushi from dog bowls and spraying whipped cream on her boyfriend's dick to make her dog give him a blowjob. Definitely worse than Snow White, right?
Well-
Enough people thought it was at least ironically funny to give it a 3.7 mean so it's, technically, NOT worse than Snow White. I guess Paris Hilton is at least hot.
Next, we have:
A very promising title! Apparently it's a sequel of a Turkish film 'The Man Who Saved the World', (which in itself is apparently 'Turkish Star Wars') and which one reviewer called 'mindbogglingly awful'. Hold on, let me show you the funniest part of one review:
This movie is so bad it interferes with one's inner peace! Surely not even Snow White is THAT bad.
Except-
To be fair, Turks in Space is a sequel of a problematic cult favorite, so it still manages to have some fans. My condolences to the person whose inner peace was disturbed, I hope you moved to a Tibetan monastery in 2019 and haven't had internet acess since. Hell, 2024 would be be better than seeing this.
Okay, by now iMDb algorhythm or whatever it is has figured out what I want and grudgingly started offering me its worst rated movies. Unfortunately...
It turns out it's REALLY FUCKING HARD to make a movie that is so universally unappealing. Even the worst movies so far have at least a dozen people who gave it a pity rating and a few maniacs who think it's unintentionally the best thing ever. Finding something below 1.8 is actually pretty hard!
But I prevailed and found this!
It's a very bad german vanity film about... I don't know, some guy who won a talent show once? The reviews speak for themselves:
'Cultural equivalent of stoning the viewer to death'. Wow. Have we finally found the most universally hated movie of all-
NOPE! Turns out even camcorder vanity projects have their fans. And mind you, this movie at least didn't cost 250 million to make! Considering how cheap it looks and that some people went to war with the German Amazon to track it down, I think it actually made more money than it cost anyway.
And so my search for a movie hated more than Snow White continues!
We're taking a turn for the absurd, and while these are TECHNICALLY a series, I have found TWO things that have made me nearly burst my spleen.
We have...
Literally just a collection of Charli D'Amelio's videos. I have to admit I had to google who the fuck that was.
But she still isn't what we're looking for. She does get an honorable mention because it's on her page that I found THIS.
People wiser than me have already realised what this is, but alas. I am an idiot. The 'ape' part should have tipped me off, but in my defense, seeing only half of that monkey's head was probably on purpose because you realize it instantly once you see it.
I had to open my computer, open youtube in a private window and then carefully copy it over here without opening it because I don't want Youtube algorhythm to catch so much as a whiff of it. But yes. It's exactly what it says on the tin.
HOWEVER.
It is, by the virtue of at least the people who went blind at the Bored Ape concert, NOT the most universally hated movie! Snow White continues to edge out some VERY stiff competition!
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Been having the experience of all time with the JSaB fandom resurgence
Genuinely it never seemed like the fandom died to me because I’ve stuck around these parts for ages and there’s never really been a major decrease in fans from what I’ve seen
To the veterans returning: welcome back to shape hell lol /silly
it didn’t die vro
it respawned…/silly
(tho seriously h o w has it still been alive)
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You know what time it is!~
MISCELLANEOUS DOODLE DUMP GO
Nothing much to these lmao
Now…
GO MY YAPPATRON
Ramble about Circusic being disabled, aids he uses, and also how the specific disability affects me! (Wow I’m self projecting onto my current highest kin again who’d have thunk it /silly)
oughhhh, cool, but also I learnt smth new and that sounds like it sucks to have, Patpat
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Forthwith, mortals!
I like questions :3
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Tide chapter one is done!! 32 pages. All of story mode covered, and now I get to write the calm before the storm :D basically some slice of life and worldbuilding stuff before the next plot point is introduced. A little bit of time for character development.
Enjoy the read!! I’ll have chapter two out as soon as possible. Might be another few months, though.
GO READ MY BESTIE’S LITERATURE NEOOOOOOW, GRAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHDJWKDKW
(it’s cool sauce, I’m not asking anymore /silly)
to the shadows I go
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Because I’ve lost control of my life
reblog for the blessed 100k
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IVE ONLY HEARD WHISPERS OF THIS POST
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Hello hello! Unfortunate as it is, my main art device is slowly dying. I have no estimate as to how much longer it will last, but it is safe to say it might be gone within the year, unless I get ridiculously lucky.
That being said, I am opening up commissions indefinitely! I will have 4 slots open at a time.
There are two options available. One colorless sketch for 5USD, or a colored sketch for 10USD. They will vary depending on how detailed a character is, but they will all be colored the same way. Examples under the cut.
If you do decide to commission me, please send me a dm. I will elaborate and add payment information if a commission is confirmed.
if you’re able too, comm them, they are very cool :3