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This is a friendly reminder that none disabled people often do benefit from the same accommodations disabled people benefit from.

Yeah okay I'll reblog that!!

there is no platonic explanation for this. there's no romantic explanation either. frankly they just don't like eachother at all

there's a sexual explanation though

as a cis-passing guy i dared to ask the question "how femme can i be be before my coworkers get uncomfortable" and the answer is apparently. a single gold dangling earring

I'd like to remember Pope Francis as the Pope who called a ton of priests faggots, apologized for it, then called them all faggots again

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

Daddy has five days left to live

Daddy wishes to be cremated

It's what daddy would have wanted

Hi. Everyone else go home this is the only tag that matters to me

girl on tiktok was saying that getting cosmetic surgery is about women taking back their bodily autonomy in a time where our rights to our bodies are being taken away

If Vance isn't even a little concerned that he might have killed the pope then you know without a doubt that he's a performative fake catholic

i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

WHEN ON PERIOD:

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

reblog Mulder’s drawing of bigfoot titties or be cursed for 12 years and 12 nights

the only “you must reblog” posts I’ll reblog

because i love you bigfoot titties

that bigfoot drawing, and indeed most of the bigfoot ad illustrations and stuff we see (you know the iconic looking over the shoulder pose), is inspired by stills from the Patterson-Gimlin Film, an alleged bigfoot sighting in Bluff Creek, California, 1967. much was made of the figure’s “pendulous breasts,” a phrase which still gets mentioned a lot in bigfoot discourse;

anyway, what im saying here is that big-tittie bigfoot is ‘canonical’ for lack of a better term

My favourite thing in the world is seeing folks act like real human beings around big celebrity personalities

really is soooo sick that ppl think that overuse of the em dash is a marker of ai now. like why are you people sullying the reputation of my beautiful beautiful wife. if im not overusing em dashes im dead. im like that chuck tingle book thats like the sentient lesbian em dash makes sweet love to me or whatever

I have never used ChatGPT once in my life, and you can pry my beloved em dash from my cold, dead, unartificial hands.

Do women drunk on the trad wife fantasy know that women have been working in factories since the 1800s?

Like, why do you always assume you’re going to be middle to upper class living in the suburbs being a full time homemaker?

You’re more likely to be living in a multigenerational household while also doing some work on the side while raising your kids. Your money will go straight to your husband and he gets to decide what happens to it.

between this and that one post about how men want to go back to a mythical world where there were gentleman's clubs and galas (the kicker being that we still have those today, it's just that the men fantasizing about this shit would never have the wealth or social connections to be able to go to them then OR now), it's occurring to me that a nonzero number of "trad" people are just fantasizing about being wealthy but with extra window dressing