Home is where ever I'm with you

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

no you do have to be interested in f/f pairings and if not you will be executed

this is an incredible map

"hey, bobby, ginger's kid came out to her as non-binerary! can you believe it?"

"non-binary."

"huh? wha? what'd i say?"

"you said 'non-binerary.' the word is non-binary."

"right. non-byrony."

"oh my god"

"ginger's gonna march with her kid in the parade next year! she's so excited!"

"she'll get to make signs... chant slogans..."

"you sound kind of jealous, lin."

"well, maybe i *am* jealous. maybe *i* wanna be a PFLAG mom."

"pee flag!!"

"gene."

"...kids, are any of you non-binary?"

"i respond to both 'attaboy' and 'you go, girl!'"

"i'm whatever gender gets the coolest happy meal toys."

part of the joy of having a fetish that's still somewhat outside of the mainstream (if you disagree then xkcd geologists dot png) but fairly popular is that complaining about a trope being too common in your semi-obscure pornography is really funny

anyway I just saw someone complain about how snakes are too common in hypnosis porn

two genres of notes on this post

Foxes disguised as monks. On the left from Japan and on the right from Denmark.

It was a global problem

pov you are wfh and willabee is there

Bro absolutely COOKED with this.

my most boomer ass take is that i hate when i unmute a video of a cat and its just the most obnoxiously loud pop music playing over it. bro put that shit away i'm here to listen to your cat. i wanna hear what he has to say.

Oh, okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don’t know, that gaslight gatekeep girlboss meme, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you think modern feminism has been co-opted by corporations. But what you don’t know is that that meme is not from Instagram, it's not from Twitter, it's not from Tiktok, it’s actually from Tumblr. You’re also blithely unaware of the fact that in January 2021, Tumblr user missnumber1111 posted, "today's agenda: gaslight gatekeep and most importantly girlboss." And then I think it was a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e, wasn’t it, who reblogged it with an image of the phrase edited over a piece of "Live, Laugh, Love" wall art? And then gaslight gatekeep girlboss showed up in the feeds of eight different Twitter repost accounts. Then it filtered down through Instagram and then trickled on down into some tragic “alt side of Tiktok” where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that meme represents millions of notes and countless Tumblr users and so it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from Tumblr when, in fact, you’re wearing the meme that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of “stuff.”

[ID: Miranda Priestly from "The Devil Wears Prada" /end ID]

[ID: Miranda

Priestly from “The Devil Wears

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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

i’m going to burst into tears. such a hauntingly stupid and wonderful phrase to immortalize somewhere. LOOK AT PIttbert!

I know most people don't care about anything unless it has to do with the U.S. but can we please start talking about the Canadian election.

Please don't vote for Poilievre. He's basically the Canadian Trump and plans to put in place laws that harm trans youth, and lots of other shit.

Please vote istg this is the only way anything will get better. Poilievre has been kissing millionaires and billionaires asses. He'll make life even harder, and he loves Trump.

Reblogs are appreciated, especially if you aren't Canadian.

Poilievre is such a failure as a politician that not only is he a discriminatory piece of shit, he's never proposed or even co-signed on legislation in the 20 years he's been in Parliament, but he's also from Quebec and can barely fucking speak French.

He's a fuckup from top to bottom and doesn't deserve to be paid by the government, let alone run the fucking thing.

Agree 100%! Vote for him, if you want Canada to be 51st state.

A vote for NDP is, unfortunately, a lost vote.

Mark Carney used to be my top boss, so to speak. I was middle management in a support department, and he was THE boss. He is super-smart, was very well respected , is very hard working. There may be, somewhere on the internet, a video of Carney rapping with a guitar at a company party in an interesting costume, although some efforts were made to remove it.

The sudden change of tone after the phone call Carney-Trump is almost hilarious. No more 51st state crap, or nasty country, or governor. I think Carney can get Canada through; PP will sell us up the river.

Seen someone say “I can’t die, I got graves to dance on that hasn’t been dug yet.” And honestly, that goes hard. We need to keep that energy.