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Hello, my name is Dardanne. I made this blog following the suggestion of a friend of mine. He said it would be fun. I was born in Kalos, but I have been living in Unova for years. My pronouns are he/him.

I think it's only fair I tell everyone that I served as a grunt in Plasma for around 7 years. I've seen the errors of my way years ago, following Ghetsis' betrayal, and I try to better myself every day.

I currently live near Nimbasa City with my Pokémon and my partner. As for work, I have a part-time job at a Pokémon Day Care, and in my free time I take care of hurt and abused Pokémon for them to be adopted by new caring trainers, or be released in the wild. I enjoy painting, gardening, cooking, and learning Pokémon facts !

I currently have six Pokémon of my own. They are Aster (Mienshao), Duvet (Minccino), Galet (Boldore), Sable (Crustle), Coton (Braviary) and Sucre (Zebstrika) ! I hope to post pictures of all of them on here soon.

I think this is all the informations that are needed in an introduction...

OOC under the cut !

Hello,

Oh, this might be because Braviary is a Pokémon known for being agressive and hostile ! They are quite hard to handle, and they never retreat once they start attacking. These Pokémon have a strong sense of hierarchy and respect, and sometimes they won't obey their trainers if they think they are unworthy. Very hotheaded creatures !

Thankfully, Coton is very sweet and friendly. Althrough he can be quite scary during battles. But I don't battle much, I don't like it.. So it's fine really, I got lucky with this big goofball !

Don't worry about the Combee Movie, it honestly wasn't the worst movie I've ever watched !

No, the Pokémon usually only bring back berries... Us humans however feel the caveman instinct to pick up cool sticks when we go in the forest, so that would be me or N. However we've only been seeing common cool sticks, nothing out of the ordinary, so I don't think we have it, sorry...

Well, we, hum, we found an egg ?...

I got Aster to go and get N, and we waited to see if a Pokémon would come and retrieve the egg, but nothing happened. N said that Pokémon never leave their eggs unsupervised for that long, and that the parent might have been captured by a trainer. Or something else...

It started to get dark, so we took it home for now. We put it in a blanket and N has been caring it everywhere he goes. He never had a Pokémon egg before, so for once I'm the most knowledgeable out of us two on Pokémon care !

I wonder what little creature is in there. It's been a few years since Pokémon of other regions have been introduced in Unova, so it could be anything... Ah I'm curious !

Don't remind me of the horrors 😔

I suppose my answer will contain spoilers, so if you are, for some reason??, interested in watching Combee Movie spoiler-free, skip this post

Well Combee Movie isn't exactly a good movie over all... If I had to describe it, I'd say it's a wild fever dream. It can be fun, as in "what is going on" kind of fun.

But the Combee and the woman are in a romantic relationship by the end of the movie, which is pretty bad...

Oh, also, watching a movie about a talking Pokémon who tries to have a relationship with a human woman with N Harmonia Gropius is an experience. N had a meltdown over the "Pokémon just have a rule that forbids them from talking to humans" at the beginning. Then he had to get up and walk in circles in the living room to calm down when Combarry started being interested romantically in the woman. Then he cheered when the Combees sued the human race. Then he crashed out when the Combee and the woman create a business together with an implied official romantic relationship in the end. He went through a terrible emotional roller coaster. He has been ranting to Zoroark for hours about Combarry clearly being female but being dubbed and written as male.

I think Zoroark can't handle it anymore...

Update : We watched the Combee Movie

N has gone into a catastrophic meltdown. My personal opinion on the movie would just be what the fuck. Like what the fuck

I would gladly give away the Combee Movie DVD for free. If anyone is interested please just tell me, I'll find a way to pelippermail that thing to you. Good luck to anyone who wants it

Hello,

I was a runaway kid and Lord- huh- I mean Ghetsis found me. I think I was around 13 years old. I remember I was trying to catch a bus heading for the North of Unova. To be honest, I had no idea where I was going, I just wanted to go far away from home.

Ghetsis stumbled upon me and asked me a few questions. He seemed... Kind. Very kind, in fact. He has this uncanny ability to look gentle, he can speak so softly. And I was a stupid child, so I listened. He said he had formed a group, and that he wanted to save all abused Pokémon. He said he could offer me a bed, food, and a community where everyone cared for each other. He told me about his son, a child my age.

I never told him up front that I was a runaway, but I think he guessed it easily from the backpack and the disheveled look. He knew that soon enough, I'd go hungry and I'd look for shelter. I was an easy target for him. I accepted his offer. I was a stupid kid.

I have heard legends about this movie but never had the opportunity to watch it. I'll give it a try with N and I'll let you know how it goes 👍

Hello,

Thank you very much for the warm welcome ! I'm still very new to all of this, it's been almost a decade since I last used the internet. I hope I won't make too many mistakes. I'll try to find how to send out messages ! Take care and have a good day !

Thank you very much ! Coton loved them a lot, we managed to save a few for the rest of the 'mons, Duvet was a big fan. Oh, Coton also seems to love the basket !

Hello !

Well, I guess I might still be a bit biased from the whole Plasma thing. They'd teach us that humans are inherently cruel beings..

I'd say that my favorite thing about humans is their compassion. Mankind isn't as evil as Plasma wanted us to believe. Most humans are caring and loving. I was lucky enough to meet such people after my time in Plasma. These people helped me get better and heal, and are living proof that humans can be good-hearted and kind.

Oh, I also love our creativity ! We created Pyramid Head after all, which is pretty neat.

Oh- Wait- You are a Tropius ? I- Well, I'm happy I was able to talk to you ! I wonder what your favorite thing about humans is.

Hello Iro,

You know very well that I can't obey this request after the hurt you've caused to this little guy.

However, I can share a picture of Joltik, he is doing good ! He has been eating well and he is slowly regaining trust in humans !

I struggle to understand if "strawberry" is meant to be an insult, as it sounds more like a cute nickname ?..