I wish there were more classroom shenanigans. I love them so much 😭

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.

But wait, there’s more!

but you know what IS a goat? a musk ox

WHAT

The screenshots that were initially intended for the previous post.

when a pelican bites you there's no malice in their eyes. they aren't upset at you. they are just hungry and want to see if you fit in their mouths. and if you don't then it's no problem and everything is fine. and if you do then well i guess your fate is sealed but that's ok it's a beautiful animal

Okay, see, I knew about the capybara gif:

But I didn’t know that they really are That Dense, All The Time. The same way sharks will bite anything that might be a seal, just in case, these birdbrains will apparently test just about anything for beak size. 

Behold a short list of bad ideas:

Human foot is not food, bird.

That is clearly bigger than your entire body.

...You do know what a bear cub is, right? Right??

That is a BICYCLE SEAT.

That’s it; arrested for bird crimes.

I am not a Jack O Lantern.

My name is Lewis!

I’m screaming. I asked my students to pick a familiar character (Santa Claus, Little Red Riding Hood, SpongeBob Squarepants) to imitate for a game and one of my students chose “Lewis.” ALL my students instantly picked up on the reference and began saying this quote back and forth to one another.

I am just now receiving this context. I thought for sure this was some character from a film I missed but nope. Target decoration

Hogtober Day 6 : Slytherin

It was only natural for me to draw Sebastian: he's my favourite character and the character who made me want to get involved in this fandom. Even though I hate his hair, I adore him... I love him. 💖

HLboys

In the Shadow of the Study

Slytherin besties 💚🐍

Sebastian loves letting ominis map his face

Don't understand why he's so hot. Part 3/? Of my hyperfixation dump.