local thorin oakenshield stan

What if I was going on a midlife crisis journey with you and we both couldn’t sleep so I forced you to stargaze with me and bond with me. And we were both boys

Rewatching the extended fellowship of the ring compelled me to make this shitpost video of Legolas and Aragorn being besties

"Look how tall the trees are" "Very nice"

Not all who wander are lost. However if you see a dark haired dwarven King walk past you for the fourth time in a row, he likely is lost. Very lost. Please show him the way to Bag-end

the whole idea of bringing a hobbit along to Erebor was that the dragon will know the smell of dwarves but not of hobbits which makes for a very funny concept where Bilbo walks in and Smaug immediately clocks him because he just happens to reek of dwarf like Bilbo babe if you fuck the goddamn king of the dwarves the night before a dragon's gonna be able to sniff that out actually

sam: no, we need to get rid of him. i hate him, he is ruining everything.

frodo: we can’t just leave him, don’t you feel bad for him?

gollum:

happy late valentines day! here's some of these dumb bitches as a gift <3

This audio made me think of them. Pippin can’t spell.

you offered me a kiss? why?

(Cool down sketch)

legolas is so special to me i need to hit him with a frying pan