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leo✯

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I have no idea if a physical description of Clive Schill (redval) is ever given but for the ENTIRE duration of the pod I have imagined him looking like Simon Pegg. Especially when he was in Shaun of the Dead. It only just occured to me that other people don't see him like that

(Simon Pegg pictured below, if you don't know him)

“I’m a boy” “I’m a girl” ok well I’m a friend, Arthur. The best friend you have right now. The only friend you have right now. Relax, take a deep breath, relax. Calm down, friend. I’ll tell you everything you need to know, okay?

one time when i was 17 i watched an episode of doctor who (tennant years) that made me so inconsolable that i went upstairs to my mom and i sobbed like, "please don't make fun of me, i'm so upset about a fake person from a tv show right now i can't stop crying." she let me sit in her lap and tell her all about the episode and i stopped crying and said i felt so stupid and she started laughing and she said, "i once cried this hard in college over a star trek episode. want to hear about it?" i said yes and then while she told me about the episode she got upset all over again 30 years later and she started crying and then i started laughing about it so hard i started crying again

i can never find out about new malevolent episode drops the normal way. it's always some random person showing up on my dash like "i can't believe arthur broke it down sensitive style in the harpy's lair as though he didn't just finish getting all his bones turned into apple cinnamon oatmeal by captain chucklefuck the sinister archmage while john monologued about the crushing inevitability of decay"

whoever came up with the phraise "eepy" i hate you because its so cringe and embarassing but its the first word that comes to me when im feeling eepy

fuck you

cranky because you're eepy aren't you

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