The rest of the queers aren't allowed to exclude asexuals anymore; we've got the JK Rowling Seal of Disapproval! It's official, we belong!

Now that's some positive thinking right there! I love it!

evil wizard voice: i too have a "doom scroll"

:3 feels happier than :) But not as genuine as :]

:3 is my favorite. Full of deceit and silliness. The jester’s face. The culmination of all that’s chaotic and ever changing.

:) can be ominous, if it’s alone or accompanied by odd context! But sometimes, it’s yer friendly ol smile. :] is a friendly face. That is a friend. Look at it. What harm could it possibly do?

:3!!!

You have the secret knowledge my friend

The little guys are here… the littlest of smiles… like being handed a flower on a nice day…

Like this almost

You understand the treasures!

This was found at an Exxon gas station in College Station, Texas. A woman entered the women's restroom and heard a weird noise and luckily she grabbed the door before it shut. She noticed that on the top of the door was an electronic lock that could be controlled remotely. The lock was on the OUTSIDE of the door and could trap someone inside the bathroom. Shelby recalled the "irate" gas station employees telling her that she couldn't take photos or any footage inside. The workers gave her "I'm watching you" looks and repeatedly gestured by pointing two fingers to their eyes and then at her. She called the cops, and the workers told the police that the lock was in place to prevent a “large” group of men from entering to “destroy” the facility. Shelby noted that the authorities agreed that this was “sketchy” and “didn’t really make sense” because the lock would not prevent anyone from actually entering the restroom. Weirdly, the cops said they couldn't do anything about it. So someone called the fire marshal's office and they came down and removed the lock, citing it as a fire hazard. Shelby stressed that she made these videos to warn the many “vulnerable young girls” who live near nearby at A&M University.

source:

Address of the gas station: 3200 Booneville Road Bryan, Texas 77802

Bryan Fire Marshal 979-209-5960

source: momcallsmeshelby on tiktok

Happy regular platypus :)

(dont ask why some colors change the original file looks good to me)

Kept seeing people in the notes saying something about a fedora

but i dont know why putting a fedora on him would make any differeHOLY SHIT

PERRY THE PLATYPUS???

Oh for sure

The second gif is from YESTERDAY don't do this to me

You're too late perry the platypus, i will use my 10K-NOTES-INATOR and make EVERYONE in the TRI-STATE AREA see this post!

? ! , : ' - ( )

8/22

I WANNA GET PREGNANT FROM TOPPING

I’m just saying it counts by technicality

no the bottom still gets pregananant

Not if you’re seducing a spider top to put eggs in her

Or rather you are that spider

again thats getting pregnant, and then topping.

Guys, the liquid stuff you use when you make a pen mistake so you have to cover it over, what’s it called?

White out

Okay that’s what I thot too,

But apparently it’s “Wite out” 😳😳😳 hello??????

Mandela effect *X-file music plays*

Views from an alternate dimension

Wite-Out is a brand of white out/correction fluid/liquid paper. The colloquial ‘white-out’ probably derives from the Wite-Out brand. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Correction_fluid https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquid_Paper

More importantly:

New Zealand math classroom, circa 2019

this post just shot me in the face like ten times

It seems that your cheap phones are not a god given right but actually a luxury sustained by imperialist inequality after all. Mirá vos.

it’s not imperialist to outsource manufacturing you fucking unicelluar mind. Do you think it’s better if chinese workers have *fewer* options? So that they can go back to subsistence farming?? Are you intellectually incapable of understanding that relationships can be mutually beneficial???? dumbass.

behold your mutually beneficial relationship

[guy who has been cut 999 times immediately beforehand voice]: this shits easy i could definitely take one more

Remember when the stock market and the global economy didn't go on a roller coaster every fucking day because we had a President who was calm and rational and knew what the fuck he was doing?

Why the fuck businesspeople thought Trump would be good for business I genuinely don't fucking know

from @/vero_muerte on tiktok!!

found this video at <2000 likes and i NEED more people to see this because. yeah.

Transcript:

“Maybe I like looking trans "oh your voice is too deep" Maybe I like having a deep voice. Maybe I'm not your femme fantasy. Maybe I'm my own fantasy. I love looking trans. I fucking hope that when I walk down the street, they say, "look at that transsexual!" And just maybe someone will see me and think, "hey, I can live that way, too."”

thinking abt that time in one of my art classes when the prof put up a silhouette of L from death note and said “this is not an effective design bc you can’t tell who this character is from this shape” 

and everyone in the class went like “yes we can that’s L from death note”